Just re-upped my subscription for the year. Beginning to regret my decision.

These guys never change, never reform.

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” One of the best Bushisms.

This one has def made its way into my vocabulary.

Right, and now how to cook from literally any cuisine but remain under 100lbs.

I’ve never heard of this app, and as a non-believer wouldn’t use it, but this sounds so lovely, I’m glad it exists.

Woof

Do you like coming off as an annoying reply guy dipshit?

Buffoons

I immediately thought of you

Omg, haha

Yes, and the supposed pint of ice cream he ate every three hours or something?

Then why comment?

I love the vibe

Like day of the week underwear

What a dumbass

Oh, gawd, no thank you.

One of my all time favs, I make it all the time.

Would love that for him

Thank you for bringing back “Scaramucci” as a measure of time.

Oh, brother

There’s so many to choose from

I haven’t booked a commercial flight since 2019. Looks like it’ll be at least another three years until I do again, and I feel pretty good about that decision.

Fuck tech billionaires

Oh, don’t do Tom like that

Yes, if we get through a whole meal and you haven’t asked me one question, guess what …

What a stunning addition to the discourse

But Michael, it’s 80 degrees and sunny, in January!

You have nothing better to do with your time here?

OF COURSE this idiot doesn’t understand the meaning of this song. Dumbass.