Tim Yocum

prayer and a countdown timer to each Friday, does that count?

I don’t have an attic but, uh, if we’re doing this now I have an extra bedroom and internet* to offer any of these refugee politicians.

*Internet is Comcast so I understand if you’d rather go it alone.

Tired: here’s busload after busload of refugees we’ve sent to Chicago and suburbs in violation of law, take that city slickers!

Wired: send our political pawns back so we can further disenfranchise our voters you must cooperate it’s the law! law I say!

Illinoians have a lot of experience taking care of Texans sent our way. They’ll be fine.

Be thankful your first thought was BB and pity me for mine being that of a Beringer vehicle; I am a broken soul.

“cinematic” indeed, it’s taken right from the plot of Tom Beringer’s magnum opus, “The Substitute”!

✔️ no em-dashes
✔️ text not littered with fucking emojis

accurate. is meatbag.

my personal bankruptcy filing, as a photo

Real-Time Flight Telemetry Monitoring with InfluxDB 3 Enterprise Introducing a complete telemetry pipeline that reads over 90 flight parameters through FSUIPC, streams them to InfluxDB 3 Enterprise, and displays them in real-time dashboards that respond in under 5 ...

Wrote up this post about the @msfsofficial.bsky.social project I did that streams sensor data into @influxdb.com 3 Enterprise
Check it out! It was a really fun experiment. ✈️ #msfs #aviation
www.influxdata.com/blog/flight-...

Same, Nesyamun. Same.

these stickers are hard to get lined up perfectly. the armbands are a lot easier to wear

A haggard ex-HOA president celebrating with cheap prosecco after telling two insane residents that I’ve had it with their inane horseshit.

In “not all news is bad” I am officially off my HOA board after serving nearly a dime.

Someone else can deal with the two neighborhood smack asses from here on out.

The remix opps are also strong as hell

anal waffle and the lobby tones
hot moisture birth tantrum

this list gives for days

If you think *having* a HOA is bad, try running one. The most unhinged and desperately unmedicated people emerge like cicadas every few months to remind you, loudly, that they are still angry that you exist.

T minus 5 days until my 8 year nightmare of service ends.

Just got another update about inventory and stock for my favorite place for jeans: Dearborn Denim. If you’re looking for comfy jeans made in the US, that hold up, check em out. I like having them hemmed in store to my liking, but they do all standard sizes just the same.

dearborndenim.us

Tackling the hard hitting, meaningful stories of our time, I see.

are we (clothing) or (role) this evening?

Debbie should visit jails more often. Those sink/toilet combos are standard. She’d be rightfully appalled at how this country houses its jailed, citizen or not.

David Gergen, who advised four presidents of both parties, dies at 83 | CNN Politics David Gergen served as a presidential adviser to four presidents of both parties and was a longtime CNN political analyst.

I mailed one of his books I owned to his staff for an inscription, along with a Starbucks card as thanks for the staffer’s time, 6 years ago. Despite assurance I’d get the book back as of 3 years ago, it never materialized.

Guess I can…close the book permanently.

www.cnn.com/2025/07/11/p...

Linda posts "Hot dog" on X, the everything for Nazi's app, and though it's amusing 490 people felt more needed to see it, we need more information on the 66 people who bookmarked it.

I'm Corey's colleague and I'd like to augment Linda's already stellar bona fides

It’s no wonder establishment Reps and Dems dislike and smear this guy. He’s not slinging divisive hate and bullshit. He’s authentic. Hard to write drama-filled OpEds about a nice guy people like.

Oh that’s rich, ICE is named after a drink created by a British immigrant in Peru.

I toured it a handful of years ago and thought it was way ahead of its time and super ambitious - two things we as a society do not seem to understand or manage well.

Johnny’s, Al’s in a hurry, Mr Beef like a decade ago…and pre-PE Portillos (personally I like a combo, wet, hots)

The navy pier one was just left field surprisingly good!

This is going to sound laughable, but trust me on this: www.cicciobeef.com

Yes yes I KNOW, it’s at Navy Pier, just pretend it isn’t. It’s one of the best beefs I’ve had.

What an unfortunate rapid unscheduled deflation

so you’re just gonna paste pictures of republican reps on top of one another? kindly proceed.

Proud to have Rep. Casten in IL. Good thread on current status of the Big Billionaire Bailout.

Makes me want to snag a speeding ticket in TX just to pay the fine with my old wedding band and a gold filling.

www.theplasticsexchange.com 🤝 Louis, moist or otherwise