Craig Ganzer

"An impressive improvement!"

Improves to...last place?

"Changed over time" by going from a guy who got a Nazi tattoo to a guy who claimed he didn't know he had a Nazi tattoo

Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding. Reporter: Was it your brain? Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.

Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing

America's 49th Most Popular Podcaster Memorial Boulevard

look I realize this nerd has an obvious good use for the thing but OP please consider that I want to make the raddest fucking nativity scene

Well there goes my new living room concept

"I've got the deepest throat, no one's got a throat deeper than me."

That's Sir Mick to you

The guy who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi piece is the son of Nora Ephron and Carl Bernstein which is almost too on the nose

I have never been as dedicated in my life to something as much as they're dedicated to making children starve

You don't need great reading comprehension skills to figure out that he's a sociopath after he justifies murdering two people but I think the answer is that they *aren't* reading it, they just know the barest outline of the plot.

Crenelcore

They're gonna replace the New Colossus plaque with a "No Fatties" sign

Megyn "ACTUALLY it's ebhebophilia" Kelly

A former New York Times staffer quietly left the paper after revealing he had solicited charitable donations from Jeffrey Epstein Former New York Times reporter Landon Thomas Jr. told his editors he became friends with Epstein after profiling him in 2008, NPR reported Thursday.

This exact same reporter was ousted from the NY Times for soliciting a $30,000 donation from Epstein— and you're telling me that as an employer, the NY Times never bothered to circle back and review this person's correspondence with a convicted pedophile?

Probably for other stuff no otherwise he'd have been in prison in Nevada

So uh any comment from all the people who ranted that Bill Clinton having a chat with AG Lynch while his wife was running for office was the greatest scandal in DOJ history?

Reporter: they caught you on the fight logs

Trump: it wasn't me

Reporter: they caught you at the mansion

Trump: it wasn't me

Reporter: they even caught you on the island

Trump: it wasn't me

Reporter: we heard you on the audio recorder

Trump: it wasn't me

We are absolutely gonna learn in a couple of years that the only reason Caracas didn't get nuked is that they tapped into the strategic show tune reserve

That guy who sings Memory from Cats when Trump is in a bad mood better not have plans tonight

Can't expect them to print that when there were white guys in Ohio diners to be interviewed

TRUMP: You have to bring in talent

INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America


TRUMP: No you don't. No.


INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?

"People are spending less on DoorDash" is not evidence of a strong economy lol

VITTERT: What do you say to people struggling with higher prices?

NAVARRO: We feel your pain. We are literally doing everything we can.

VITTERT: But the president calls it a "con job." How can people think he feels their pain?

They managed to gamify the brake pedal

Could be worse, I had my Whamageddon this year in fucking July when a London pedicab went past me blasting it🤦🏻‍♂️

Democrats clearly don't either