Hylic Damage

The human eye was made to be unable to pecieve above 60 fps because past that you start to see the hands moving stuff around between moments and that revelation isn't as much of a hit to your sanity as you might think except you start comparing reality unfavorably to Wallace and Gromit

If you go outside and see that the sky has cracked open and behind it is a deep nothing like you've gone blind how long before you can go back inside without looking inconsiderate

All my favorite shows want me to get a fungal infection

I hardly knowinger

I bet the riddler is really good at safely handling snakes

I'm only on costar to justify my fear of the moon

I'm made in the image of God like these chicken nuggets are made in the image of dinosaur

An advantage, even. For when it broke the obstacle in a reckless headlong charge, it would be briefly incapacitated and its large, glowing weak point would be exposed to retaliation

Dish descriptions on Uber eats haunted by restless spirit of good natured drowning victim

They're all the ones laid by the mice, but it's mostly points off for spelling and legibility

"Don't worry, I read on the internet that's not what angels look like, according to the Bible."
*I pull the tarp off the truck bed, revealing a corpse with white feathery wings and a halo*

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