Brian R Davis

Good. Now get to work on persuading some of your spineless colleagues

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered WASHINGTON—After being confronted about social media posts that blamed the shootings of two Minnesota lawmakers on the far left, Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) stressed Tuesday that he would have said the same ...

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

What's in My Bag? Mondays are rough, but thankfully, it's usually the day of the week the fine folks at Amoeba Records drop a new episode of their long-running music recommendati

This is the 18th season of musicians & celebs filling their totes and dropping knowledge on the records they love. Kudos to them and the Amoeba team; this is one of my favorite ways to learn about genres I don't usually explore. Here are 11 of my favorite episodes.

www.gojeffgo.com/whats-in-my-...

Trump at today's parade

Lisa (face down at a kitchen table): "Happy birthday to me." (crying)

Welcome to the Resistance, #Strands #436
“Keep on keeping on”
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This is the only MAHA I care about

i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it

chloe & molly send greetings & salutations

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp theonion.com/dalai-l...

and where am I supposed to keep my hollow if not in my hat, hmm?

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

time to find a new starting word Wordle 1,316 1/6*

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YouTube video by Glen Campbell - Topic These Days

Glen Campbell’s version from ‘08 packs a wallop www.youtube.com/watch?v=id4k...

also, when Bob Uecker hosted SNL, the musical guest was Peter Wolf, whose college roommate was David Lynch.

No point, but I didn't have anywhere else to put it, so here, you figure out something to do with it.

They’re at the Lodge Room in June! (If you’re in LA, I don’t know why I assume you’re in LA)

Same

If you live in the Los Angeles area get the Watch Duty app and stay safe fam

as has long been an almost annual tradition, a b1g team craps the bed in the rose bowl

Next year won’t be better so let’s just get that nonsense out of the way right now.

YouTube video by Blue Mountain - Topic Jimmy Carter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mje6...

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

Don't Knock the Hustle A mysterious vixen cons two low-life goons into carrying out an elaborate Christmas heist against an unhinged crime boss. WINNER: Best Film LA48HFP WINNER: Best…

this very silly no-budget holiday short film from a few years ago features me in a sweater with said slogan: vimeo.com/233713119

maybe i should change to a short sleeved shirt