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Graeme Smith

@graemesmith.bsky.social

Theorist in Waterloo. Quantum information, quantum computing, science, parenting. https://gsbsmith.ca

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Exactly right.

Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign.

Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE.

Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them.

Every possible angle.

27.01.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19609    πŸ” 4986    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 187
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By my friend, the amazing cartoonist @mikedawson.bsky.social

Part of a longer story. You need to follow him.

26.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1622    πŸ” 369    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

A lot of faculty nearly died, so UW reconsidered the policy. And all it took was a historic storm!

(48 years ago today, I think)

26.01.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

My apologies to everyone who has heard this story before.

Back in the 1970s, two things were true about UWaterloo:

* UW never, ever closed.
* Many faculty members owned farms.

Cue the Great Storm of 1978.

26.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

The university @uwaterloo.ca is closed for a snow day today!

Thank you to the associate dean for helpfully letting me know that I’m entitled to schedule a makeup class on Saturday if I’d like to HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

26.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I wonder how many people need to get killed in the street by masked agents of the state before conservatives stop pretending that they’re being oppressed by the existence of HR departments bsky.app/profile/shar...

25.01.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3345    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 9

Ultimately you're not supposed to believe it. It not mattering is the point. The bolder the lie, the greater the impunity. The ultimate victory for evil is not convincing you, it's the truth being irrelevant.

24.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 865    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16

it’s not eccentric it’s normal

25.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
GΓΆdel, Escher, Bachelorette

GΓΆdel, Escher, Bachelorette

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

24.01.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1229    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 23
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πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β“˜This user is British

21.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former South Korean PM jailed for 23 years for role in martial law insurrection Han Duck-soo verdict marks first judicial ruling stemming from ex-president Yoon Suk Yeol’s 2024 martial law decree

Functional.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

21.01.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Naaaaaaailed it

15.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 20803    πŸ” 3543    πŸ’¬ 1107    πŸ“Œ 597

Tenure-track faculty position in quantum info at Perimeter Institute.

12.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics, Research Job #AJO31435, The Ray Laflamme Early Career Chair in Quantum Computing and Quantum Information - Perimeter Institute, Research, Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics, Waterloo, Ontario, CA

academicjobsonline.org/ajo/jobs/31435

12.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

10.01.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kennedy Center Says It "Wants Performers Who Aren't Political" Amid Wave of Cancelations As artists pull out of Kennedy Center appearances in protest of Trump’s takeover, the venue’s leadership has responded by saying they β€œwant performers who aren’t political.”

changing its name and filling its board with sycophants to please a dim, thin-skinned tyrant isn't political though

08.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 14

-5 degrees centigrade in Central London right now. Please send us your contempt for treating what counts as a mild winter for others as an extreme hardship.

06.01.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as β€œthe adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear β€” war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

04.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 19494    πŸ” 4113    πŸ’¬ 277    πŸ“Œ 139

The conservative mind has been ruled for a generation by the fantasy of a brilliant, principled liberal who is led by the spirit of honest inquiry to a humble, weeping conversion to conservatism. And since that has never happened in reality, they have to pay each other to perform it for them.

03.01.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1351    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Here's what's funny: they CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE between Bari and someone who is good at their job

03.01.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

I got a some hate mail today.

An AARP card. With my name on it.

If I find whomever did this, they will know no peace.

02.01.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1135    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 14
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I am honoured to announce I’ve been appointed as a member to the Order of Canada. Thank you to everyone for the support! I dedicate this to my late Mom who taught me so much about history, local independent media & research. I know that she would be, like me, screaming with joy! #orderofcanada

31.12.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 80

Doot doot

31.12.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andre De Grasse, Nardwuar among 80 new appointments to the Order of Canada | CBC News Gov. Gen. Mary Simon has announced 80 appointments to the Order of Canada β€” a list that includes Olympians, journalists, Indigenous leaders and doctors.

Nardwuar the human serviette elected to the order of Canada.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

31.12.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very good.

In the "AI is not going away" thread, I got into a heated argument about reworking exams vs "resisting" (I was arguing for the former). My opponent (fairly) pointed out that I was shitting on others' posts instead of making concrete proposals, so I'm going to outline some now:

31.12.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like tiny Italians…

30.12.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

these dumb fucks aren't going anywhere. we literally just watched a bunch of them move their entire operations to Texas before quietly moving back bc they didn't realize they would actually have to live in Texas

29.12.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1507    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 4

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

22.12.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 28260    πŸ” 8225    πŸ’¬ 463    πŸ“Œ 239
Screenshot of a paper entry:
Fictional Failures and Real-World Lessons: Ethical Speculation Through Design Fiction on Emotional Support Conversational AI
Authors: Faye Kollig, Jessica Pater, Fayika Farhat Nova, Casey Fiesler
(There are tabs with "abstract" and "summary" and "summary" is selected.)

Screenshot of a paper entry: Fictional Failures and Real-World Lessons: Ethical Speculation Through Design Fiction on Emotional Support Conversational AI Authors: Faye Kollig, Jessica Pater, Fayika Farhat Nova, Casey Fiesler (There are tabs with "abstract" and "summary" and "summary" is selected.)

The ACM Digital Library, where a LOT of computing-related research is published (I'd say at least 75% of my own publications), is now not only providing (without consent of the authors and without opt-in by readers) AI-generated summaries of papers, but they appear as the *default* over abstracts.

16.12.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 647    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 94

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