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I have zero reason for this but A Skylit Drive feels like a guilty pleasure band and I’m here for it.

On second thought… what if I want to be a heathen?

The proper way is ROCK. PAPER. SCISSORS. SHOOT. Only heathens throw on scissors.

I highly recommend challenging random people to a game of rock paper scissors. Preferably somewhere where there’s lots of tension.

Word of the day is formication. If you don’t know what it means have fun looking it up!

Creating an ICS tabletop scenario is literally just creating a mini DnD campaign without the dice rolling.

Hello Bluesky you’re my sunny day

I am once again reminded. Always show up for the opener.

Just saw a “anti social social club” hoodie and it made me realize how frequently I see stuff riffing on the design, but I don’t see the OG too often anymore.

Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer -The Onion

Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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Camp Pendleton joins monarch butterfly conservation effort The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced a plan with the Defense department Thursday at Camp Pendleton, Ca.

Camp Pendleton is the largest undeveloped stretch of coastline in Southern California. It's also a key winter habitat for dwindling monarchs

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Saw a Cowboy Bebop concert tonight and it was a 15-piece band but in the middle of the show they let the sax player solo for like 12 minutes and it was the sickest thing I've ever seen

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please share. Picture of library aisle filled with books.

In the 1920s, dentist Samuel Aykroyd regularly hosted séances. Samuel’s son, Maurice, was a Bell Telephone engineer who tried to contact the dead via radio. Maurice’s son, Peter, wrote the book 'A History of Ghosts'. Peter's son is Dan Aykroyd, writer and star of Ghostbusters.

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn

brain: how bout a coffee

me: idk sounds like a bad idea

brain: iced coffee

me: ok yeah that makes more sense

i really do think a not insignificant drag on general literacy is the way that trying to read anything longer than a single blurb results in browsers (*especially* mobile ones) absolutely imploding, thanks to draggy designs and overwhelming ads

British novel: they died of sorrow.
German novel: they died of despair.
French novel: they died of heartbreak.
Russian novel: they died of an axe to the head.

In about 10 minutes of driving I’ve seen no less than 15 cars with trees on top. It was that moment I realized it is indeed December and the rent is due.

Never before have I identified with Hermes the Bureaucrat from Futurama as much as now filling out a federal job application.

Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.

Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians

Well bots are already here. Made 2 posts and already have like 4 bot follows lol

Your Daily Affirmation:
♫ I dance through the day with the heads of my enemies on a stick, on a stick, on a stick.
I dance through the day with the heads of my enemies on a stick, because that's my Saturday thi-ing. ♫

♫ Also motherfudging waf-fles ♫

Ask for dolphin free cranberries

Look, I try not to get preachy about sustainability on here, but try to be careful

Revenge should come in Pasteurized, slice and bake rolls so you can eat it cold or warm and gooey like slice and bake cookies.

Every time I open this app I start humming the Allman brothers song, which is only surprising because I’ve had the Berlin tune stuck in my head for the past six months.