@dweinz.bsky.social
Data scientist | Columbus/philly sports, tv and trying to find time to nap when my kids will let me
New baby/hydrogen bomb analogy:
Dan Orlovsky vs food with seasoning or
Girls group chat vs guys group chat before the LIB reunion
Both are definitely not secret weapons
28.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The one time they decide to get lawyerly 😒
27.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does this mean he thinks the AI videos he posts on social media are real
25.10.2025 13:01 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody wants this season 2 just came out
24.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need to find out at the reunion if Joe learned how to tie a tie yet
24.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jordon Hudson wouldn’t have let this graphic happen @pablo.show @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social
18.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congrats! Here’s hoping he’ll be as happy as Jeramey on a jet ski after tomorrow
18.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sparkle Megan and Jordan to this season are what Fred Warner is to the 49ers defense. The only likable couple holding this season together
17.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trent found out this is also true in college
13.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As an OSU and Eagles fan I feel like I watch the same offensive playcalling on Saturdays and Sundays
27.09.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific
12.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 1973 🔁 509 💬 24 📌 170Describes my 3 year old refusing her nap perfectly
07.09.2025 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you drinking milk right now
04.09.2025 19:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Steelers, commanders, rams, broncos
04.09.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@benjaminsolak.bsky.social is all of us after googling Mekhi Becton
04.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The PAC-12 is so back
03.09.2025 16:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They must be worried about dinglebe(a)rries. Sorry, trying to delete
31.08.2025 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should be like auburn and claim a national championship for this season now
30.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My 5 month old daughter only knows a world where Mannings at QB are bad and Alabama stinks
30.08.2025 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when you see how easy the 49ers schedule is
29.08.2025 18:40 — 👍 167 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1#pudgeforheisman
29.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
@benjaminsolak.bsky.social talking about the Giants
19.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0youtu.be/v-Dur3uXXCQ
19.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shrimp Man’s origin story
19.08.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0having the time of my life thinking about the six wars I’ve settled. They’re all out of frame, laughing too
18.08.2025 19:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0America is healing
12.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Chuck E Pleads
24.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Read this while I was helping my 3 month old get down for a nap. Decided to make it a contact nap and enjoyed some extra cuddles with her. Man, what a sad story. Definitely a Rich Hill fan now!
23.07.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
