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we’re not aliens from a Heinlein novel. we don’t just grok. you have to fucking say what you want if you expect us to perform

my thing is, if you’re going to have “high standards”? you need to be able to effectively say what the standards are and what it looks like when people follow expectations. otherwise you’re just a fucking colonizer who expects people to fall in line without knowing what you’re looking for

impressing the hoes with my new cologne

boss hangs up the phone, shrugs, says, “it’s a gabriel garcia marquez book” and everyone groans because you’ll be gone a month

still my most relevant post

fuck yes it is so cool to speak Spanish to someone casually. FUCK YES

18,000,000 posts on bluesky for “hemorrhoid” and nothing that can help my butthole

gotta be POSSESSION (1981). i forget which scene but at some point the movie just becomes one harrowing experience after another. a theater full of people exiting silently, shellshocked, at the end of the movie

craig biggio in a fake mustache

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shifting the conversation to Fiona Apple every time i text until people stop fucking texting me

it was too perfect not to mention you

@cigarettepussy.bsky.social

got a new teacher at our school today and she’s amazing and i’m her mentor. she’s an elder Boricua and we already talked about the bullshit about ICE and we’re on the same page and i love her

i bought her something btw

i know there’s so much else that needs to be done in this world, but if a trans girl wants flowers i wish there was a service that would just let me buy a bouquet for a doll in need

take a flower leave a flower type shit

this is the best one.

🎉🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS🎉🎉🎉

this is what beit hanoun looked like (from arabi21.com/story/155862...)

“tits or ass”

bro the way she cradles her perfect face in a black lacy hand

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i may have done some drugs in my life, but i have never once done whip-its (no judgement). so why is this on my insta

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our school isn’t like, FAMOUSLY bad, (those schools always have teachers with a chip on their shoulder and it’s impossible to talk to them) but we fly under the radar and we will steal cash from your purse

dealing with ONE non-compliant kid?standard teaching experience.

dealing with a majority of non-compliant kids in a fucking union against schoolwork? ok bb hope you did your homework

hope you fuckers read up on union busting tactics because our students have collectively decided on a work stoppage despite all our attempts to teach them fucking multiplication facts

simply amazing to see a team come in from another school to tell us what we’re doing wrong when they don’t know how united our student body is re: noncompliance

as a classroom teacher who deals in crowd dynamics daily (some kids are ok until they see another friend who isn’t, and things spread, etc), it was HILARIOUS to have a meeting with new admin today to talk about “high flyers” like they’re an isolated phenomenon instead of a domino

ok babe you do you

thanks shopbot

spatchcocked 🤤

AITA?: i (40nb) have been tricked once before into spending money at hobby lobby by my mother (68f) (long story). am i the asshole for showing her nora’s very gay and trans and Palestine art glass and selling it as “an independent seller from New Mexico” and offering to buy her whatever she wants?
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this is so fucking good