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every few months when the suicidal ideations get heavy, i text all my friends with “i love you so much. i just wanted to let you know i’m counting my blessings and you’re one of them.”

they don’t know that means i’m about to fucking kill myself and i’m letting them know they’re keeping me alive

“no one needed a Frankenstein with this much sexual tension” is funny, but it’s even funnier when you realize the story about how Mary Shelley wrote it

something else I didn't even mention was that because of that whole situation, the person we were upset at you for not banning talked about me on his podcast.
I was doxxed a week later. my phone number, job, email, family members, *previous places of residence*
it specifically mentioned him in it

a 7-year-old’s drawing of a xenomorph from memory. it’s a little rough around the edges but has good details on the head and teeth. it is colored in a bright mix of colors like teal, seafoam green, gold, orange, and purple

2nd grader: “teacher, do you know alien vs predator? well i drew the alien from that.”
me: “you what??”
her: “it’s a xenomorph, duh”

“i’m an anglophile” just say you’re racist already

it has been absolutely wild to watch the organic spread of kpop demon hunters vs the fuckin irritating snobs that REFUSE to watch it. “i don’t do anything kpop” well thanks for telling me you don’t do cultures other than your own, dipshit

i know right?? but that shitty comment moved me to learn a new skill so psh

i learned to knit because i was taught crochet early and used to do that more often, but then someone said “you either knit or crochet, you don’t do both.” now i’ve been knitting for 20 years and it started out of pure spite (of course i still crochet. to Show Them.)

Sonic meme saying "I want shorter comics with worse art made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm NOT KIDDING"

a man is holding a black tuxedo cat under the cat’s forelegs, around the cat’s rib cage. the cat looks irritated. a half-eaten piece of pizza is stuck firmly to the cat’s right paw so it looks like he’s holding it

one of my cats tried to steal a piece of pizza but the pizza got stuck in his claws and we caught him and he was so mad and we were laughing so hard

i liked that movie… or parts of it… i tried to anyway lol

David Lynch as Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks

THEY HARPOZOED ME COOP

hey y’all sorry i wasn’t here for a couple days but i got raptured. harpozoed. don’t worry i’m back they kicked me out

today i said “if i had a nickel for every time i-“
students *laughing*: “if you had a WHAT”
me: “NICKEL. NICK-KEL. ITS A VERY COMMON PHRASE.”
second graders: “it sounded like-“
me: “FROM NOW ON I WILL SAY PENNY”

my neighbor keeps asking me if i’ve told the landlord to cut back my jungle

first of all yeah since it’s crowding the walkway to my front door but second of all no they’re not cutting everything back and you can die mad 😊

imagine if ppl did this to warner bros until they dumped rowling.

Tyl*nol legal team getting that lawsuit together rn

weird that it always goes back to eugenics or “degeneracy” which is a word i’m sure has no genetic implications

YES

this would honestly be great on any socmed platform for anyone in their teens and twenties

i feel like if we do our due diligence, we can also make sure that he hates 70s pop

but what would the soundtrack be

My theory about the autism/neurodivergence panic?

Yes it's rooted in transphobia and the eugenics of people on the spectrum who need assistamce with ADLs...but it's also linked to a disdain for a very vocal, hyper competent, demographic of skilled people with injustice sensitivity.

yeah yeah latin script whatever

i mean Japanese or Arabic

news graphic that says “AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT” and rfk jr’s picture is there

autism announcement: i have become embroiled in learning another language. of course it doesn’t use the roman alphabet

i for one hope the rapture happens tomorrow so i don’t have to call my family anymore

i mean… because they’ll be safe with Jesus 💖

subsidies for cushions, pushing, etc

thank you for your time!

Poll: Capitalism is out … and socialism is in The movement is gaining popularity among Democrats, a left-leaning group found.

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin.

www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

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