Clint

Nice try RMP, you won’t catch me that easily

People rant about the importance of local government because of “local concerns” while only shopping at Costco, Starbucks, and Amazon

The boldness of the parking app I used 5 years ago saying “If unsubscribing was a mistake, click here to resubscribe to our emails.”

After they make their order, the just keep standing in front of the register. Barista gently asks them to wait to the side so other people can order. So they stand right in front of the door. 🤨

Someone at the coffee shop just ordered a “drip cold brew” and…like that doesn’t exist right?

Unpopular opinion: SLC should embrace above-grade separation for transit. Opens the door for high frequencies, automation, and higher speeds. The S-Line and the 2100S-1300S rail corridor would be good candidates for viaducts.

Shake Shack bag with the printed words: “for what it’s worth, there are no added hormones and no added antibiotics in this bag”

It’s a veggie burger so, makes sense

I’m not particularly hypochondriac but there are breaths I take in the NYC subway and immediately think: there’s no way I’m surviving that

CEO of $8 billion AI company says it’s ‘mind-boggling’ that people think you can work 38 hours a week, have work-life balance, and be successful | Fortune Cerebras cofounder Andrew Feldman warned aspiring entrepreneurs they need to be working “every waking minute,” echoing the likes of Zoom CEO Eric Yuan and LinkedIn’s Reid Hoffman.

Needing 60 hours/week to get your work done is a skill issue

fortune.com/2025/10/13/c...

Summer bus up the Cottonwoods when?

Years ago when I lived in Atlanta, a poor woman pushed a stroller across wide stroad that had crosswalks at least a quarter mile away. The child was killed by a car and the moral outrage towards the woman from suburban parents who “would never put their child in danger like that” changed me.

People in SLC are shocked when I say I don’t find nature particularly calming, but I was raised in the literal woods of Alabama. Do you find yourself centered in the drive-through line at Chick-fil-a?

Many of the concerns about AI are not unfounded, but many also don’t take into account the enshittification of AI, which will happen in a much shorter time frame than previous tech

Do these instabros realize when they show their “life in the day of” videos it’s the most dystopian hamster wheel imaginable

I appreciate that neighborhood specifically as a less problematic suburb: a mix of densities with single family, townhomes, and apartments. Lots of paths and cul-du-sac cut throughs for pedestrians. Development commercial center that can be walked to (ish). Path connection to SLC.

Being gay in America means every three years discovering that more of your friends are way more conservative than you expected

Learned that Mortal Kombat actually has an extensive lore witch is a little disappointing tbh

They don’t tell you that as you get older all media targeted at you devolves into “do you remember this specific but insignificant detail about life when you were 8?”

“Okay I’ve got to board so I’ll talk to you later”
-someone lying to their friend over the phone at the SLC airport

I can tell I’ve lived in Utah for a long time; I looked out the window and was actually startled that it was raining

Good lord, so many Online Guys have two points on their scale: best case scenario and oh my god this is worthless how could this organization who doesn’t know I exist do this to me personally?!?!

Are there any other “autocratic” Drag Race variants like Brasil? There’s no “we have made some decisions”, Grag Queen is clear that “I have made some decisions” also she mostly foregoes “Ru” puns for “Grag” puns. I love it.

Non-SLC Utahns are losing their mind about SLC replacing the right lane with a bike lane as if they’ve ever driven in the right-most lane

A younger person I know advised me to not shave my beard to a mustache because it might look like I was “trying too hard” and, man, death really does come for us all

Headline: US should put nuclear reactors on moon before other countries do, acting NASA administrator says

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO CEDE THE FIRST LABUBU IN SPACE TO CHINA?!?

The New York Times Headline: Trump Lashes Out at Supporters

I wonder if he’ll try to de-pardon all those people who violently stormed a government building

When people renew their license, they should have to take an online traffic refresher course.

Will some people cheat? Yes. Will people who don’t know how to cheat an online quiz learn how to use a traffic circle? Also, yes.

KSL news headline: Criminal or hero? Trial starts for Utah doc accused of selling COVID cards, destroying vaccines

Criminal, KSL. Criminal.

300 West Bikeway (900 South to 400 South) Salt Lake City is designing a protected bikeway on 300 West from 900 South to 400 South.

Really excited for the new 300 W protected bike path currently under construction. Every time a new one of these gets built, it’s like unlocking a new area of the map in a video game. www.slc.gov/transportati...

“In such a weirdo”

Statistically, probably not.