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“If you don’t vote for me, they are going to change the name of Mancos to They/themcos”- Lauren Boebert (probably)
24.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OMG OMG OMG!!!
23.01.2026 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New trailer released for ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ revival special.
• Guest starring Sabrina Carpenter
• Executive produced by Seth Rogen
• Releasing February 4 on Disney+ and ABC
#TheMuppetShow #DisneyPlus
the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
22.01.2026 16:27 — 👍 5458 🔁 989 💬 16 📌 28This guy is a masterclass on why there is a male loneliness epidemic. What a smug-ass dipshit
20.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’ll believe it when y’all actually do something
16.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also found this. Must have been a 'what three Muppets inhabit your soul?' type of challenge on the bird app (back when it was fun)
16.01.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02016. Oof. I miss my little Lucille! She was a perfect little queen
16.01.2026 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“You don’t get to change the facts because you don’t like them,” says Kristi Noem from under two pounds of someone else’s hair
12.01.2026 15:54 — 👍 60 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
One humongous benefit of being in Durango is that I get to wake up to this adorable muppet every day
11.01.2026 16:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ceremony - Leslie Marmon Silko
30.12.2025 06:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WTF is this word???
28.12.2025 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Butter
Money
Nachos
Definitely two of my favorite things!!!
27.12.2025 21:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
19.12.2025 21:17 — 👍 13936 🔁 1990 💬 167 📌 49American Poutine!
19.12.2025 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nothing like waking up from a deep sleep thinking you’ve come up with an amazing new word and that amazing new word is: Nardvark. What can I say? I’m pretty brilliant in my sleep🙃
17.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The other day I heard a KEXP DJ explain what a "goonsack" is, in Australia, without even a hint of humor about possible other meanings
15.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unpopular opinion (probably): ACAB includes dudes dressed in fetish gear that looks like they run a prison
12.12.2025 23:56 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Friday
12.12.2025 07:56 — 👍 200 🔁 34 💬 19 📌 0Umm
11.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If 2025 has taught me anything it is that grief has the ability to shift time. This has been both the longest and shortest year of my life 🤷
11.12.2025 17:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
10.12.2025 19:56 — 👍 2529 🔁 300 💬 85 📌 60Ew
10.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weird, I assumed it was an article about sniffies dot com
10.12.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every dollar up to $15K will be matched. Please consider a donation to this amazing organization at yli.org/donate
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I have recently decided to move back to my small town. Every couple of days I get reminded on why I ran to California when I was younger. Though I have to say that Durango is wayyyy more queer than it used to be. I'm hesitant but also kind of excited to see what my future holds
09.12.2025 16:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the most successful rebrand in history was turning being an asshole that doesnt understand anything into a political identity
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