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What would he have to do to lose the support of the remaining quarter of people?!?

Please shoot me.

Notice how I didn't even talk about women in my comment?

What's with all the accusations?

Some men go to Asia to find a woman, because they know they have no chance with the women in their own country and need the language barrier and income gap to have a chance...

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

This is immoral.

Trump officials gutted USAID and cut off food aid to refugees. Clinics closed. Warnings poured in and were ignored. Rations collapsed. Children starved to death.

👉🏾Agency staffers even celebrated the cuts with a sheet cake while lifesaving programs were being shut down.👈🏾

The fact that these people can't differentiate between the US' closest ally and the DPRK says way more about them than about Canada.

MP Jamil Jivani says Canadian officials having an 'anti-American hissy fit' over trade with the U.S. The Front Bench panel talks about the reaction to Conservative MP Jamil Jivani's comment that Canada is having an 'anti-American hissy fit' on trade.

Remember everyone it's Canada's tone that is ruining the bilateral relationship. www.ctvnews.ca/video/2026/0...

I know you were <3

It's anti-American to not want high tariffs and the threat of being taken over by force? I highly question that. To be against this is in line with American ideals of having strong allies and open trade.

I couldn't take it anymore after he said that she just made up her own job ...

A group of local billionaires is feared dead today after the Millionaire Tax refugees’ raft was seen capsizing off the shores of Mercer Island.

Nothing more Minnesotan than jumping in a frozen lake for a good cause.

I joined Team Tessa at the Polar Plunge to benefit Special Olympics and celebrate ability, community, and inclusion for all.

Many of us try to maximize life quality for humans, not money for just a few. That's the difference.

Farmer, 86, Rejects $15 Million Offer to Sell His Land to Data Center Developers: ‘Not Interested in Destroying My Farms’ Mervin Raudabaugh, an 86-year-old Pennsylvania man, is making headlines for turning down an offer of more than $15 million to sell his farmland to data center developers. He sold development rights to...

people.com/farmer-86-re...

The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents | Fortune Neuroscientist Jared Cooney Horvath said older generations “screwed up” giving students access to so much technology: “I genuinely hope Gen Z quickly figures that out and gets mad.”

Now THAT's a headline.

"The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents"

fortune.com/2026/02/21/l...

This one hits hard.

rice is life, and I got a thread to share about rice: Park Chung-hee's obsession to make South Korea rice self-sufficient in the 1970s changed everything about the country, including your favorite Korean foods and the urban environment 🧵

Me finding out all the things my fellow citizens are doing: wow, we are going to win

Me looking at my representatives: it's in doubt

Who’s with me?
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!
25th Amendment NOW!!!

As someone in the replies notes, this is NOT the Internet Archive, which is a whole nonprofit and whose facilities I have visited in person. (I forget that people do not know this stuff.)

Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, starts removing 695,000 archive links If DDoSing a blog wasn't bad enough, archive site also tampered with web snapshots.

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

A man claims his grandmother in Colombia—a former housekeeper at Epstein’s Manhattan home—kept hidden memory cards, photos, and tapes when she was fired. He says it includes child abuse evidence, and both ABC and Fox refused to release it. If true, she may be holding what investigators searched for.

If it wasn't for that legal dept, Kia Sorento would be a killer Star Wars name.

I wrote this for another post but it works well here 🤣

Dad Urges Daughter To Show Off High School Spanish With Guy On Street Speaking Spanish

Dad Urges Daughter To Show Off High School Spanish With Guy On Street Speaking Spanish https://theonion.com/dad-urges-daughter-to-show-off-high-school-spanish-with-guy-on-street-speaking-spanish/

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

WA lawmakers propose cuts to services for children with disabilities The ESIT program provides services like speech and occupational therapy to thousands of Washington kids under 3 with developmental delays or disabilities.

This is not okay @wadems.org. My kid benefitted greatly from the ESIT program, likely preventing him needing more intensive services after he was 3yo. After 3yo, the burden falls on the public education system -- which is already overstressed AND UNDERFUNDED. www.seattletimes.com/education-la...

You would think a legislature looking to build the public trust needed to get voters on board with an income tax, even one just targeted to the rich, would avoid dumb mistakes that harm vulnerable kids.

You would be wrong. Another #waleg own goal: