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Colossal pillock, not a lawyer, dew enthusiast, jag gör min grej. Oh no I spent too much money on Pokemon cards again! he/him

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What. The. Fuck. #saintsfc

10.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.

Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

27.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 4210    🔁 1928    💬 37    📌 86

I was with Luke on this one, could only do three and feel very bad about that.

25.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is literally something I've thought about before that I bet there's a worryingly high percentage of people thought it just meant warmer temperatures and thought that sounded quite nice. Branding's important, I guess?

23.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Contact Us Find contact information and opening hours for St Mary's Stadium, Saints Store and Ticket Offices.

I went through the club's site here: www.southamptonfc.com/en/contact-u...

09.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#saintsfc I just sent a message to the club asking them about their continued presence on twitter, given...well, everything about that site. I barely expect a response let alone them do the right thing but I dunno maybe if enough people express their disappointment directly maybe they'll consider it

09.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

The Tin Man!

06.01.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption no, that’s not right

Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption no, that’s not right

Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption that’s not right. I’m sorry.

Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption that’s not right. I’m sorry.

Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption that’s a really bad one

Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption that’s a really bad one

Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption that’s a bad one

Gary Neville, wearing headphones and holding a microphone, with the caption that’s a bad one

Instead of arguing with bad faith posters or people you don’t agree with why not just send them any one, or more, of these Gary Neville screenshots.

02.01.2026 23:35 — 👍 129    🔁 32    💬 9    📌 1
Manchester renaissance 2016

Manchester renaissance 2016

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

30.12.2025 18:16 — 👍 1928    🔁 617    💬 44    📌 67

men okej, God Jul Gävlebokken. I guess

24.12.2025 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Needs. More. Fire.

24.12.2025 16:09 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.

23.09.2023 22:00 — 👍 831    🔁 185    💬 22    📌 13
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

18.12.2024 17:32 — 👍 1564    🔁 608    💬 65    📌 96
Ernie Hudson standing in front of a backdrop emblazoned with the logo for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. He's wearing a tight fitting black T-shirt and blue jeans.

Ernie Hudson standing in front of a backdrop emblazoned with the logo for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. He's wearing a tight fitting black T-shirt and blue jeans.

Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????

17.12.2025 14:35 — 👍 2621    🔁 515    💬 50    📌 120

Who is Kony?

13.12.2025 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who is Brian Blessed

10.12.2025 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ahhh this is so cool!

05.12.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I am proud to announce that the inaugural winner of the Southampton FC Statistics Peace Prize is Terry Hurlock!

Congratulations to Terry, who narrowly edged out Mark Dennis and Neil Ruddock for this prestigious award.

#SaintsFC

05.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

What is Legion of Cum?

05.12.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has there ever been a one day test match? #theashes

04.12.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

England win the toss and bat...so that'll be 7 down by the end of the first session, I imagine #theashes

04.12.2025 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Windows Media Player for life!

04.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
the big hay goat from sweden or something looking very unburned and majestic with text from the old "you wouldn't download a car" but it reads "you wouldn't burn a goat"

the big hay goat from sweden or something looking very unburned and majestic with text from the old "you wouldn't download a car" but it reads "you wouldn't burn a goat"

it's advent you know what that means

01.12.2025 08:04 — 👍 1340    🔁 600    💬 32    📌 41

Have I just spent the last ten minutes writing a #saintsfc version of the first verse? Maybe.

Northam Wall doing the "ah-ah ah ah ah (TONDA)" bit from the intro would sound unreal too...

26.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonda's shock & awe, I like this. Teams are being...wait for it...Tondastruck #saintsfc

26.11.2025 00:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

On top of making awesome art, Dani is the absolute best to work with!

24.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inside you there are two wolves

That's because you ticked the box for "wolf threesome" when completing the form

You can withdraw consent at any time though, it's cool

23.11.2025 11:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Still from the sports documentary Space Jam with Bugs Bunny holding a bottle of 'Michael's Secret Stuff'. The word Michael has been poorly covered up with the name Tonda instead.

Still from the sports documentary Space Jam with Bugs Bunny holding a bottle of 'Michael's Secret Stuff'. The word Michael has been poorly covered up with the name Tonda instead.

#saintsfc I'm sure we've all been trying to understand where that performance came from today and why Will Still wasn't able to get the same group of players playing like that and this is the only conclusion I can draw.

22.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck is going on??! #saintsfc

22.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you have multiple accounts check each of them. My default account still had it turned off from the last time I did it so I assumed they'd all be fine but nope, the other two had "smart features" reenabled.

20.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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