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What is Legion of Cum?

Has there ever been a one day test match? #theashes

England win the toss and bat...so that'll be 7 down by the end of the first session, I imagine #theashes

Windows Media Player for life!

the big hay goat from sweden or something looking very unburned and majestic with text from the old "you wouldn't download a car" but it reads "you wouldn't burn a goat"

it's advent you know what that means

Have I just spent the last ten minutes writing a #saintsfc version of the first verse? Maybe.

Northam Wall doing the "ah-ah ah ah ah (TONDA)" bit from the intro would sound unreal too...

Tonda's shock & awe, I like this. Teams are being...wait for it...Tondastruck #saintsfc

On top of making awesome art, Dani is the absolute best to work with!

Inside you there are two wolves

That's because you ticked the box for "wolf threesome" when completing the form

You can withdraw consent at any time though, it's cool

Still from the sports documentary Space Jam with Bugs Bunny holding a bottle of 'Michael's Secret Stuff'. The word Michael has been poorly covered up with the name Tonda instead.

#saintsfc I'm sure we've all been trying to understand where that performance came from today and why Will Still wasn't able to get the same group of players playing like that and this is the only conclusion I can draw.

What the fuck is going on??! #saintsfc

If you have multiple accounts check each of them. My default account still had it turned off from the last time I did it so I assumed they'd all be fine but nope, the other two had "smart features" reenabled.

What is the best place to go, to get more for less?/it's up to 50% of beds and mattresses, at DFS

Yes I haven't gotten tracking info for mine yet, it's still "processing"

I wore this thing all the time until it got too stretched so hey bring those bad boys back and I'll take 10!

Okay I just realised this was in response to a much larger thread and it probably wasn't the time for a somewhat flippant post, sorry!

A 15+ year old black wristband with the Skulduggery Pleasant logo.

So this means I can finally get a new SP wristband yes? ;)

Scam Altman strikes again

Pour one out for the Isle of Wight, just completely obliterated after being turned into a giant data centre just the year previous.

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

What is the Grumpvine?

Screenshot from a band's bio that reads "Disclaimer: We may or may not have sacrificed a goat to Google Gemini AI to help write us this bio. We are dumb and lack wit."

Oh boy I sure am glad I'm not responsible for uploading the band pages to the Fest website anymore because there's every chance I'd have just left this band's page blank if I'd seen this.

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

All hail our golden god on this most cherished day of the calendar.

Turn around, it's not too late!

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Have a blast Pearl!

Not really supposed to be the takeaway here but...are Norway using the Gladiators font for their shirt numbers?

What is Deppst- hold on I'll be right back someone's knocking at the door

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