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Colossal pillock, not a lawyer, dew enthusiast, jag gör min grej. Oh no I spent too much money on Pokemon cards again! he/him

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Latest posts by unlikelymaths.bsky.social on Bluesky

Do you hope that any half-decent striker could sort their feet out quickly enough to get the ball goalwards anyway? Sure. But until I've seen him fire a few one-on-ones straight at the keeper and/or punch the ball into the net, I'll hold off calling it the second coming of Che Adams #saintsfc

12.08.2025 23:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Listen, this may be like me spending two years convinced there was actually a good striker hiding within Sekou Mara, but both of those balls across to Downs were behind/at him instead of in front. #saintsfc

12.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Juana Rozas, MARTTEIN - QUÉ IMPORTA (Official Video)
YouTube video by JuanaRozasVEVO Juana Rozas, MARTTEIN - QUÉ IMPORTA (Official Video)

I just finished playing in a Music League for non-English songs and there were so many cool artists and songs I got to discover but none more so than Juana Rozas. Immediately bought this album and have been listening non-stop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnro...

12.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Championship Match 1 – Southampton 2 Wrexham 1 Ryan Manning Wheels Away After ScoringThe week since the final friendly of preseason has been and gone and now we await the visit of Wrexham for the opening game of the Championship season for Sain…

League 1 Minus 10: Southampton 2 Wrexham 1. RPs appreciated.

#saintsfc actually win at home. Featuring Bale v2.0, 5-sub-advantage, Baz with his hands, Rocking Ronnie and Jack in the Box.

league1minus10.co.uk/2025/08/11/c...

11.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

<3

10.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
2 images from hackers as characters converse. "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." "Zero Cool crashed 1.507 systems in one day, biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times August 10, 1988"

2 images from hackers as characters converse. "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." "Zero Cool crashed 1.507 systems in one day, biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times August 10, 1988"

Never forget today, when, on this day in 1988, Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day.

10.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 1009    🔁 383    💬 9    📌 49

See, told you all Stephens would score late. #saintsfc

09.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All those attackers on and 2 defenders score #saintsfc

09.08.2025 13:28 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck was Jack Stephens doing up there haha #saintsfc

09.08.2025 13:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly don't think it's actually been that bad. They absolutely had the better chances so can't really argue with being behind but you can see we've got the quality to hurt them if we can get it right in attack. #saintsfc

09.08.2025 12:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alright let's look for the positives...it's nice to see the #saintsfc timeline active on here?

09.08.2025 12:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I've gone for 2-2. Wrexham come out of the traps fast and go 1-0 up, we equalise before half-time while barely deserving it. Come out looking better second half and go ahead 2-1 before they nick a late leveller...probably a Stephens OG. #saintsfc

09.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Thank you, your support means a lot and I will dedicate my first correct prediction of the season to you.

06.08.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking forward to doing an absolutely atrocious job of defending my Prediction League title this season.

06.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

interestingly, "your fans making you feel like you're cool when you're not" is also the big problem with audience capture on social media

04.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 1669    🔁 208    💬 28    📌 6

You...did it?

01.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i just learned that shoegaze is not pronounced like fugazi

29.07.2025 21:49 — 👍 1352    🔁 95    💬 110    📌 22

On one hand I see stuff like this and think "wouldn't it be fun if Pete was my friend" and on the other, more reasonable hand, I know that there would be no chance of it ending well for me.

29.07.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know how exactly this ranks with Kurt Angle winning an Olympic gold medal with a "broken freaking neck" but it's up there.

28.07.2025 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who is fucking Nick Nolte's mother

24.07.2025 22:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Well that's the next podcast HOF nomination sorted early

21.07.2025 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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an old safety video called It Only Takes A Second set to the ECW TV intro

21.07.2025 00:04 — 👍 862    🔁 221    💬 50    📌 30

The real question I have is why Ousmane Diomande is doing Adam Pacitti's 'spunky cock dance'

16.07.2025 14:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was lucky and got through early before anything had sold out...grabbed one of everything. In times like these don't feel like I can pass up anything at MSRP!

16.07.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did Big Pikachu let you in to buy all the shiny new things?

15.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reposting specifically so @amandatheherder.bsky.social sees

13.07.2025 01:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
09.07.2025 19:07 — 👍 24    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

more bands/artists plz do this

03.07.2025 15:50 — 👍 34    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 1
Preview
Pre Season 2025 - Part 1 Hands Up If You Don't Know What You've Let Yourself In For With the appointment of Will Still, just before last season ended, Saints signall...

League 1 Minus 10: Pre Season 2025 - Part 1. RPs appreciated.

#saintsfc are back. Featuring Dragan speaks, KWP departs, Lallana leaves with class this time, Rasmus attempts to unsh!t his pants, failing upwards, Deadpool and them down the road.

leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com/2025/06/pre-...

30.06.2025 21:27 — 👍 11    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Wait until he hears what the IDF have actually been up to with guns and explosives and innocent peoples lives.

29.06.2025 09:40 — 👍 321    🔁 53    💬 7    📌 0

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