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Colossal pillock, not a lawyer, dew enthusiast, jag gör min grej. Oh no I spent too much money on Pokemon cards again! he/him

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A little message from our CEO and founder @andyhunter777.bsky.social ahead of Anti-Prime:

07.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 276    🔁 130    💬 2    📌 4
The album cover for Sciura by Veronica Maggio featuring the singer in a long dress stood next to an outdoor swimming pool in relatively dim light with a forest of trees in the background

The album cover for Sciura by Veronica Maggio featuring the singer in a long dress stood next to an outdoor swimming pool in relatively dim light with a forest of trees in the background

Well, that's certainly the best music release by a female pop artist this week that I can think of.

03.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is also actually a very interesting team selection and feels like it'll either go really well or really, really poorly.

27.09.2025 13:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of the lineup for Southampton FC from the CBS broadcast. The pictures of Finn Azaz and Caspar Jander are incorrect, showing Adam Lallana and Kamaldeen Sulemana instead.

Screenshot of the lineup for Southampton FC from the CBS broadcast. The pictures of Finn Azaz and Caspar Jander are incorrect, showing Adam Lallana and Kamaldeen Sulemana instead.

Really interesting team selection from Will Still...he appears to have snuck Adam Lallana and Kamaldeen Sulemana into the team according to CBS #saintsfc

27.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, you're allowed to score goals?

20.09.2025 15:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thought I was being needlessly pessimistic predicting a 2-1 defeat today. Turns out not pessimistic enough, yay. #saintsfc

20.09.2025 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere.

You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it.

Leave.

15.09.2025 11:33 — 👍 5164    🔁 2178    💬 100    📌 68

I'll be honest, I don't care if Mejbri plucked a ball into the box out of the air with both hands, ran over to the touchline and slam-dunked it on Arne Slot's head, if you're the champions and you haven't been able to score in 93 minutes against a newly-promoted side you just don't get that penalty.

14.09.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Worst of all, I'd been thinking all week the occasion might get the better of both teams and they'd effectively cancel each other out for a 0-0... then I went with the heart for @totalsaintspod.bsky.social prediction league and went 2-1.

14.09.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that was certainly a football match that occurred. Actually, not entirely sure that is for certain considering how poor the level was. #saintsfc

14.09.2025 13:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you for your service o7

12.09.2025 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna head down there in a little bit wearing my Chilluminati hat!

07.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yup, same!

31.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am the draw specialist because I also correctly predicted 2-2 for today #saintsfc @totalsaintspod.bsky.social

30.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"Wrexham Panic Meter" graphic displayed on CBS Sports. The dial ranges from "Chilled" where the needle currently points, to "Crashout."

"Wrexham Panic Meter" graphic displayed on CBS Sports. The dial ranges from "Chilled" where the needle currently points, to "Crashout."

My stream was muted so I don't know what the justification for this was but just need people to know it exists.

30.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 28.08.2025 15:47 — 👍 62    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

Once we got that I was happy regardless of the result tbh

27.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nathan Wood looking the most likely to score in the opening 15 minutes...for Norwich. Blocks one shot onto the crossbar and cuts out a cross by sending it goalward forcing Macca into a save. #saintsfc

26.08.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any time you hear/see someone say "I asked ChatGPT..." you should send them this. Sickening something like this is allowed to, not just exist, but be actively championed by so many. CW for the screenshots: discussion of suicide, methods

26.08.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is art.

23.08.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

06.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 5251    🔁 4253    💬 23    📌 84

What is the Smöl Wölrus?

22.08.2025 08:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hey Israel, your taxi's here

21.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 13:43 — 👍 22317    🔁 21840    💬 268    📌 333

You know I bet you could just put a Spirit Halloween sign on any abandoned mall and then just start living there, no one would even bat an eye.

Invite all your friends to join you, start a commune in there.

Worst case, you gotta buy some masks to sell if anyone stumbles in.

21.08.2025 04:36 — 👍 215    🔁 30    💬 3    📌 1

I think you're right. Even before watching the game and seeing us not deserve to win it, a point away against a team that should be there or thereabouts this season isn't bad.

17.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of my fantasy premier league team which currently has Antoine Semenyo, who scored 15 points, on the bench. Joel Piroe is the only player on the team yet to play his game.

Screenshot of my fantasy premier league team which currently has Antoine Semenyo, who scored 15 points, on the bench. Joel Piroe is the only player on the team yet to play his game.

Could really do with Joel Piroe dropping a bottle of salad cream on his foot.

17.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna back up my solid incorrect prediction last week with a 1-1 draw #saintsfc

17.08.2025 02:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Do you hope that any half-decent striker could sort their feet out quickly enough to get the ball goalwards anyway? Sure. But until I've seen him fire a few one-on-ones straight at the keeper and/or punch the ball into the net, I'll hold off calling it the second coming of Che Adams #saintsfc

12.08.2025 23:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Listen, this may be like me spending two years convinced there was actually a good striker hiding within Sekou Mara, but both of those balls across to Downs were behind/at him instead of in front. #saintsfc

12.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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