Mew 💖

Bert looking pissed af that 1. Ernie is MIA and 2. He’s in the fucking handmaid’s tale.

streaming but with the muppets: thread

Split shot of a long, pleated lavender skirt being worn by a person in the left, and a duckling wearing, and looking down at a purple cupcake liner on the right.

when your Amazon order arrives and you think to yourself “this is some real bullshit right here”

actually woke up not dead and it’s like “maybe i can work with this…”

Further plot twist, I steal jokes from this account

Photo of a hand holding a gray sculpted creature. The creature has a large mouth with sharp teeth

A new Tiny Guy is coming soon ✨

“Where is it? Where is the warrant?”

Watch NYC comptroller and mayoral candidate Brad Lander detained at an immigration court⬇️

NERD 🫵🏼

Now that I have your attention, who plays #phasmophobia? That’s is also one of my favs rn

the vet asked if my cat has enough toys and perches to hide if she is stressed and i’m like lady I am single 46 year old woman with 2 cats. my entire home is set up as a cat enrichment space.

The shoe’s on the other FAFOOT.

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

If you're a military veteran at risk of foreclosure, NPR wants to hear from you The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages. We want to hear your story.

The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages.

If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.

#booksky

"The Fearsome Ginyu Force"

Dragon Ball Z (1989)

Literally. Driving in Japan can be mad frustrating, like, drivers take their sweet time making turns meanwhile I’m like

Living mostly out of spite

a room with flames and smoke from the "This is Fine" meme and Ralph from the Simpsons sitting in a chair next to a table and a coffee cup with a speech bubble "I'm in danger" from the "I'm in Danger" Meme

I crossed the memes to more accurately reflect the current situation.

This fountain in L'Aquila was designed to look like it's pouring lava for a brief time each day when the sun hits it at just the right angle.

Sparrow Cat 🪶

Have I gone off on my insane rants about the dark and nefarious soul of Gumby yet?

How uncomfortable and unclean his world feels.

It has this undercurrent of dread.

Gumby is my enemy.

I love Pokey though.

Never thought about, but now…

Canonically, American Cheese is an unregistered arms dealer

a cow stands in an in-ground swimming pool

me: *tosses in vegetables*
him: what’s going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*

Illustration of a possum, axolotl, bug, and pigeons wearing party hats

you are invited to their party!

*dip* have you- *dip* considered- *dip* redecorating? [visibly angry murder]

Gorgina.

digital drawing of three weapons. from left to right: a flail, a shortsword and a barbarians axe

choose your weapon, arm thyself
#art

great googily moogily 😤

Roses are red
Violets are blue