Bert looking pissed af that 1. Ernie is MIA and 2. Heโs in the fucking handmaidโs tale.
streaming but with the muppets: thread
19.06.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 351 ๐ 49 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 6@mew2me.bsky.social
Sillyโข Gooseโข Brain Rot Connoisseurโข No Solicitors ๐ซ๐ชฟ Donโt mind me, just watchin
Bert looking pissed af that 1. Ernie is MIA and 2. Heโs in the fucking handmaidโs tale.
streaming but with the muppets: thread
19.06.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 351 ๐ 49 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 6Split shot of a long, pleated lavender skirt being worn by a person in the left, and a duckling wearing, and looking down at a purple cupcake liner on the right.
when your Amazon order arrives and you think to yourself โthis is some real bullshit right hereโ
19.06.2025 00:52 โ ๐ 313 ๐ 65 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 2actually woke up not dead and itโs like โmaybe i can work with thisโฆโ
18.06.2025 10:31 โ ๐ 135 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Further plot twist, I steal jokes from this account
18.06.2025 14:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Photo of a hand holding a gray sculpted creature. The creature has a large mouth with sharp teeth
A new Tiny Guy is coming soon โจ
17.06.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 245 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 0โWhere is it? Where is the warrant?โ
Watch NYC comptroller and mayoral candidate Brad Lander detained at an immigration courtโฌ๏ธ
NERD ๐ซต๐ผ
Now that I have your attention, who plays #phasmophobia? Thatโs is also one of my favs rn
the vet asked if my cat has enough toys and perches to hide if she is stressed and iโm like lady I am single 46 year old woman with 2 cats. my entire home is set up as a cat enrichment space.
09.06.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 620 ๐ 77 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 1The shoeโs on the other FAFOOT.
11.05.2025 10:14 โ ๐ 8671 ๐ 1337 ๐ฌ 648 ๐ 131Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages.
If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.
#booksky
02.05.2025 21:40 โ ๐ 12255 ๐ 1742 ๐ฌ 134 ๐ 76"The Fearsome Ginyu Force"
Dragon Ball Z (1989)
Literally. Driving in Japan can be mad frustrating, like, drivers take their sweet time making turns meanwhile Iโm like
27.03.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Living mostly out of spite
27.03.2025 22:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a room with flames and smoke from the "This is Fine" meme and Ralph from the Simpsons sitting in a chair next to a table and a coffee cup with a speech bubble "I'm in danger" from the "I'm in Danger" Meme
I crossed the memes to more accurately reflect the current situation.
25.03.2025 21:27 โ ๐ 2392 ๐ 337 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 21This fountain in L'Aquila was designed to look like it's pouring lava for a brief time each day when the sun hits it at just the right angle.
25.03.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 11622 ๐ 1231 ๐ฌ 161 ๐ 84Sparrow Cat ๐ชถ
25.03.2025 11:06 โ ๐ 13920 ๐ 3475 ๐ฌ 152 ๐ 51Have I gone off on my insane rants about the dark and nefarious soul of Gumby yet?
How uncomfortable and unclean his world feels.
It has this undercurrent of dread.
Gumby is my enemy.
I love Pokey though.
Never thought about, but nowโฆ
26.03.2025 08:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Canonically, American Cheese is an unregistered arms dealer
26.03.2025 08:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a cow stands in an in-ground swimming pool
me: *tosses in vegetables*
him: whatโs going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*
Illustration of a possum, axolotl, bug, and pigeons wearing party hats
you are invited to their party!
25.03.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 4255 ๐ 933 ๐ฌ 47 ๐ 10*dip* have you- *dip* considered- *dip* redecorating? [visibly angry murder]
25.03.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gorgina.
25.03.2025 04:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0digital drawing of three weapons. from left to right: a flail, a shortsword and a barbarians axe
choose your weapon, arm thyself
#art
great googily moogily ๐ค
25.03.2025 04:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Roses are red
Violets are blue