erin pinkbug

don't have a meal man

the cold reality is that super mario bros 2 is known in japan as super mario usa

i just checked my plow and it's got 83 stacks of "worm's curse"

"she likes me for me" means "she enjoys masturbating"

kunitsu-game: path of the goddess? the unique, japanese-inspired, single player kagura action strategy game?

the boss and the cops and your parents are all constantly looking over your shoulder making sure you are always producing and never deviating

it's neat how state and corporate power have made constant surveillance a fact of life. the state holds the stick, because pushing back against surveillance is a pro-crime stance, while corporate power offers the carrots of false convenience and the chance of escape via becoming a content creator

i was put in a summer "gifted program" and i immediately thought it was a euphemism like "special education" and was like, "i knew it".

i regularly dream of a town that features a cylindrical building with a hollow center that essentially functions as a mall. it's connected to a high monorail line that passes over rolling green hills. (seems to be loosely based on a town i lived in during my college years)

i figured, but that only illustrates how gaps can cause the mind to create something more interesting and fulfilling than the reality

i like how you positioned your cursor perfectly so that you can imagine it says "Ghoetica"
very drawn by the idea of goetic ghosts

when i read the term "cathode-ray tube amusement device" it almost hurt, but that's what they are

rhymin' alone won't pay the bills these days

the twilight zone episode "walking distance" is a lesson about toxic nostalgia from 1959 about a guy who pines for his childhood during the great depression. backwards thinking has always been a problem but it seems like larger forces aren't pushing back at all anymore.

a staffer snuck in a line from three billy goats gruff

it's very funny that it would cost ~$5000 to perform a certain elective voluntary procedure on me, but if i were a Large Dog it would cost less than $500

i did an interview for a s-e loc job many years ago and i think the reason they didnt hire me was that i said "too many inserted jokes" when they asked my opinion on their translatio style

i remember this scene from "Help! I Took a Nap in a Medbed Because of a Punishment Game and Now I Share Organs with My Body Pillow Girlfriend!?"

the attitude here is more dasanguis

"To one who kills your father, offer your mother also, and then perform for them so as to cause them great mirth and honor. Do make sure the bag is sufficient, though."

every noodle is a long island when you think about it

chopped and newsed

getting something out of their throat?

what a day for loot

somehow we keep going

infinite tux dog is infinite

gonna call it SUPER NIGHT TRAP