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ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to hit snooze on my alarm

now this is a masterpiece

I would be such a great employee if I didn't need a 20 minute break every 10 minutes

yes and I was thinking about instruments I could play with my brace and I think I could do it

half a lager and I'm showing a lot of restraint not playing bass guitar

tell me why I was just thinking this

it would appear I'm not the first person to think of "Spotify crapped" but I'm posting it anyway

it's the most! time of the year

breakfast?

thank u! I'm in way better shape than the car tho

I get to hang out with my boyfriend on a random Tuesday night and all I had to do was crash my car 😍🥰

rip my sweet baby 2021 Toyota Rav4 hybrid LE you were so young you didn't even see 40k 😔

over eating? if I was over it would I be doing it so much?

French Dipshit

lookin good!!

me encanta el parque!!

when my boyfriend is wearing a sweater or sweatshirt over a little collared shirt and he doesn't send me a selfie thats basically like cheating to me

I'm sorry but I think "sent via tin can and string." is such a funny way to sign off on an email. great boomer humor

I'm addicted to goofing off

unfortunately they just made this guy look so chill that now I do want to lean on the barrier. if they gave him a cig I'd probably start smoking again

I'm blushin' 🙂‍↕️

froot, by the way

autism

yeah so I guess I never realized that the first letters of each month from July-November spells out JASON... that's fun right we can still have fun right

when I drop a teams chat that gets more than 3 laugh reacts I think about quitting and pursuing standup fulltime

dude I'm so excited for me and my boyfriend to live in the same city again

spending $1000 I don't have on a kitten I don't have the capacity for would would go so hard

I think a little ragdoll cat would fix me

the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread

I'd love to eat cake, actually