Olde Luke

I find it helps to tell people to "calm down."

I think wealth can be better separated from power if we get rid of shit like Citizens United.

Some Boomer went a little hard with Urban Dictionary.

"Speedway Slammer" jfc

This whole administration is a horrifying combination of dumb as hell and heartless.

Ah, shit, my b. Thanks, Carl.

I find it helps to tell people to "calm down."

The f*ck is a daypart?

I guess the fact this sort of thing "entertains the masses" is equally as tragic.

"Speedway Slammer" jfc

This whole administration is a horrifying combination of dumb as hell and heartless.

Ah, yes, the IRSPSP.

Trump doesn't have "abilities" lol

I think Trump is incapable of recognizing the consequences of actions. Like, generally, just basic cause and effect, I don't think he gets it.

Well that's f*cked up, and just plain dumb, on like 7 different levels.

It's always f*cking something with Confederate Gary.

Man, people f*cking love Chicago Pope though. Can we just give him Twitter instead or something?

Literally everything is politics. And I really don't get the appeal of playing Monopoly with some racist pedo defender lmao

He's so exhausting to listen to, I can't imagine talking to that blowhard.

Every grade will be redacted for "national security."

"Dead (and poor) enough to harvest your organs"

So f*cked up for literally no reason other than to terrorize people.

In a Tesla, no less.

I guess some people take a little longer to grasp the obvious.

Wondering what exactly Trump means by "HOTTEST."

And we all know what happened to Luigi.

I just put in a huge shoe order like a week ago, what's gonna happen with that?

Do red pandas fight all rocks or is he just thrown off by the fake rock?

My only critique of this is the little 'i's and wonky 'N's, kind of off message lol

Dare we say better?

How do 18 thousand people see that and go 👍

I do think, given his limited vocabulary, "beautiful" was the best he could come up with in that moment.