Olde Luke

Guilty until proven innocent.

Welcome to Celebrity Apprentice.

Not to mention the 30+ folks killed in ICE custody in the past year. These evil f*ckers are relentless.

Trump's the last dude who should be criticizing anybody else's body.

"It's illegal to call out my illegality."

I don't love it, if I'm honest, but it makes for interesting television.

I will say, kidnapping a foreign leader and starting yet another illegal war are pretty valid distractions. Don't ignore everything else, but invading a sovereign nation for oil (and the whole dictatornapping thing) isn't great...

Generally? Venezuela.

"US vaccine panel votes to end recommendation for hepatitis B jabs for newborns"

I guess the B stands for babies.

The fact he didn't pitch "Trumpublican" shows how insanely moronic everything is right now.

Trump praising Mamdani is the wackiest shit.

Trump weighs Venezuela strikes as U.S. forces prepare for attack order High-level discussions, underway for days, have explored a variety of potential military options, people familiar with the matter said.

Trump's gonna get his Nobel Peace Prize one war or another.

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Found an old Charles Addams book and this is the energy we need right now.

"...and so the poor peasant's daughter liquidated the handsome young prince, set up a people's government, and lived happily ever after."

Yeah, it's not great with him waging war in our front yard either, so I feel you.

Capitalist kidnapping

I feel like I'd find this whole thing a lot more entertaining if I wasn't American.

Dick Cheney's last words were, "Mamdani will win over my dead body."

I feel like I'd find this whole thing a lot more entertaining if I wasn't American.

How dare he communicate with *all* constituents.

Fair question random metro sticker. Why tf indeed?

Trump limits refugee admissions to 7,500 and gives priority to white South Africans

God, the US is an absolute joke at this point. Not to rank peoples' suffering or anything but white Afrikaaners b*tching about white genocide are literally at the bottom of the list.

Sports but make it Hussein

An armed guard will be present in each booth to ensure voters make the right decision.

Now y'all gotta come together to deal with our own tyrannical bullshittery.

Yeah, can't have one without the other. No idea what Bernie's point is here.

Is he confusing secure borders with rampant human rights violations?

Really wish that turning point was like a decade ago but better late than never 🙃

RIP the f*cking White House, I guess. Pretty poignant metaphor if you ask me.

And we all know Trump is known for his empathy, especially for countries in the global south...

For Israel, ceasefires are made to be violated.