Olde Luke

They're gonna pay you to take drugs!

"Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize"

Trump's gonna be big mad 🤣

Trump's gonna be big mad lol

Just a reminder that this is literally all on Israel and they could stop the endless atrocities today if they wanted to. It's the "if they wanted to" that's the tricky part. Fuck Netanyahu, Fuck Trump, Free Palestine 🍉

Is Pete just mad because he can't grow a beard?

Trump and Netanyahu agree new US peace plan for Gaza and warn Hamas to accept - live Israel's prime minister warns that his forces will

I'm not entirely convinced you can "warn" someone towards peace. Feels a bit like a peace plan with a gun to your head.

“We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his closest friend, Jeffrey Epstein.”

These anonymous, badass artists are the ones who deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.

Anti-Islamic US biker gang members run security at deadly Gaza aid sites BBC identifies members of Infidels MC gang hired as armed security at US and Israel-backed aid sites.

Couldn't make this shit up if you tried. It's like calling in the f*cking KKK to provide aid after the Tulsa race massacre.

How Stephen Miller is running Trump’s effort to take over D.C. The deputy White House chief of staff has emerged as a key enforcer of the D.C. operation in the month since Trump federalized the local police department.

This f*cked up little creep is not welcome here and he knows it. Now he wants to ruin it for the rest of us. Maybe stop being an absolute monster and you might get invited to more brunches, bro...

The call is coming from in the White House.

a man wearing a shirt that says " cccup mars " walks on a red carpet ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says " cccup mars " walks on a red carpet

Case in point.

Xi, Putin, and Kim walk into a bar...

Yes, please. Mayor Bowser just basically said Trump's goons are welcome to stay indefinitely, f*cking psycho.

You could probably buy the majority with that amount.

He's just such a sleazy mfckr.

Fascist governments tend to go after civilian firearms so we'll see how they behave when their toys are threatened to be taken away...

If only anyone in this administration knew what "pariah" means.

"I like the xenophobia but I still wanna be able to shoot people."

"I like the xenophobia but I still wanna be able to shoot people."

🤞

Another preventable tragedy. If only all these thoughts and prayers would f*cking kick in already.

They've already run out of "enforcement" shit to do...

They are patrolling the streets with weapons, there's just not enough for them to do, so lawn care.

I kinda wish they were fully kitted out so the chores would be thrice as annoying lol

National Guard troops deployed in D.C. add sanitation, landscaping duties Service members say they’re glad to help the National Park Service. But some question if trash removal and groundskeeping are an appropriate use of the military.

At least they're doing *something* useful. Why they need to be in uniform to do yard work is beyond me, though.

I feel like plenty of folks outside of government have been sounding alarms since well before January 20th. The question I have is why people with power aren't getting their shit together.

I look forward to the future holiday celebrating his death where we all burn effigies and smack piñatas that look like him.

Couldn't have gotten her a bigger ring?