Alain

Love my guy, I should play this game again

@andicdayo.bsky.social

MESSAGE TO CHINA. AMERICANS DO NOT READ: before the turn into the chinese century i just hope you know i’ve long been loyal to xi jinping mindset

Masterful gambit, meme maestro

groimes the choiseheads hoite me

permission to lib out, sir

people are dying in ICE concentration camps & this is documented by places as mainstream as USA Today but I'm guessing the people responsible for those deaths will somehow elude prosecution

Getting told by a magic player that FaB isn't cool. Alright Fortnite TCG calm down.

I've seen both of you be jackasses on the TL before so I'm not sure whose side I'm on here lmao

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021: “the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard”

happy super bowl to all

Princes Di in her Eagles jacket

LMAO KENDRICK

Do you think I have time to get a “Kendrick torching Drake at the Super Bowl as a metaphor for the USA/Canada trade war” piece in before the NYT op-ed desk closes tonight?

During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.

Say Drake

Drake has to go into hiding after that

Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.

GIVE HIM AN EMMY

dancing Parisians

fight with ratatouille’s

conversation with mine backgrounds

Conversation with Mike backgrounds

we are watching JOHANNE SACREBLU, a Mexican trans woman’s response to EMILIA PÉREZ featuring an all-Mexican cast playing broad French stereotypes as a croissant and baguette heiress face off

“France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

A man pleads "QUICK! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy!" Miranda shows up in a powdered wig with a mic and raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" to the delight of the liberals surrounding him. One says "my God! he's rewritten Robert's Rules of Order as a 10 hour Hip=Hop odyssey." One point to a ground of conservatives and says "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." The conservatives start crying and embracing, a man says "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."

You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike

Shit libs are so good at not understanding things. It's the bread and butter of their whole ideology

Just had the most delightful conversation with a Tyranitar collector on eBay. I love meeting people that are really into things like that.