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I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.

The first thing I saw when when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.

oh yeah? can AI writing and art do this?? (disappoints my parents)

Fuck yeah!

Sign Conan up for next year immediately.

Vance and Musk question the authority of the courts as Trump's agenda faces legal pushback Top Trump administration officials are openly questioning the judiciary’s authority to serve as a check on executive power as the new president’s sweeping agenda faces growing pushback from the courts...

Surely we are now in the Golden Age of Giant Pieces of Shit apnews.com/article/trum...

Oof, that one hurts.

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

Caption reads ‘Not all all men but definitely this fucking guy’.

Not going to link to the article because it’s incredibly distressing and utterly sickening but suffice to say, Neil Gaiman can very definitely get in the bin. And Amanda Palmer can get in with him.

Give yourselves grace, and your enemies nothing.

Not the best ever, by any stretch, but a personal best for me. :)

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I'm just saying, it would work on two levels. And that my mind wanders while prepping lunch, apparently.

I've had a terrible thought, and I genuinely hope this is already A Thing: that Aussie OnlyFans creator who got some attention recently, has anyone he's collabed with done the "Don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was HARD" meme while standing next to a picture of his junk?

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