JoJo CIWA Protocol

"endocrinologists hate this one simple trick"

this kid's going places

ethan hawke is the greatest thespian of deadbeat dads of this generation

i'm at "pretty good" so far because i'm not immune to rhea seehorn doing an acting showcase, but one of gilligan's main strengths is that he can almost instantly make new characters seem interesting and lived in, and it's really limiting when there's only, in effect, two main characters

wish i was ecstatic about "pluribus" as everybody, but right now it's just "pretty good" for me.

*spoilers*
one of gilligan's main strengths is that he can almost instantly make new characters seem interesting and lived in, and it's really limiting when there's only, in effect, two main characters

reading this sold me on the show

committing voter fraud in favor of zohran mamdani in honor of dick cheney. inshallah brother cheney, i know you would have wanted this

Iggy Pop alone clears

sora: tron ares! the heartless are invading the grid! we need your help to fight them back

dead-eyed, video game jared leto: your friend kairi....... you say she's a high schooler? that's crazy man

high school english teachers love making their students read david foster wallace's "this is water" speech

(it's great. low key changed my life as a kid)

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let a coworker practice ultrasounding on me and someone walked in on me shirtless and covered with ultrasound goop and all I could say was, "uh it's not what it looks like"

me experiencing "one battle after another": 4/5 stars

me having the experience of mansplaining Thomas Pynchon at my female coworkers while leaving the theater: one billion stars/10

people are publicly admitting infinite jest is good now

blessed and cursed to be in a place in my life where i have a job such that I need to be careful what I post online

beast mode

for their own good, somebody needs to take a machete to FX's music licensing budget

Danny Boyle officially off fraud watch. Alex garland gets a tentative stay of execution

Dakota Johnson should play Xavier renegade angel in live action

I fucking hate GameStop, guy in front of me is trading an entire stack of Pokemon and kpop star trading cards in for his switch 2

nels cline is the piccolo to jeff tweedy's goku

me whenever I get to order a bomb enema

when i was getting signout from the other resident i asked if any of the patients would be safe discharges anytime soon and they started laughing at me. is that good

hold the fort...

tom cruise navigating Hollywood in his older age with the same cachet he did in his 30s just goes to show how gracefully you can age in that industry when you're not problematic

honestly I don't think a Jurassic Park situation would be that difficult to manage

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luthen rael passing peacefully into that good night once he gets unhooked from the jack off machine.......... a rebellion gooner until the end. rip king