Steven

Bless This Lone Protester Outside The Austin Capitol “NO TAXATION WITHOUT PEDOPHILE INCARCERATION.”

Blessed them today, along with several others that have inspired me in recent days: www.thegodshow.com/p/bless-this...

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration.

#BrutalButAccurate

Bless This Lone Protester Outside The Austin Capitol “NO TAXATION WITHOUT PEDOPHILE INCARCERATION.”

Bless this guy!

Mow your grass in different directions from time to time.

Why are so many young people into K-pop? To confuse and enrage you.

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/

@speedway@fuckoff.com & @711@eatshit.myass

Locking one door does not stop thefts. Your store a fire hazard.

-The answer I get when I ask in person is they'll unlock the door in case of an emergency
-These are the same people that think they can put on a seat belt if they're getting in an accident

Will you be my Valentine? if not, will you at least stick your finger in my butt?

This is wildly appropriate ☠️

They executed a helper that was trying to help a helper.

Spotted on the London Underground….the Brits don’t miss 🎯!

Amen.

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

“I plead the 50,000th”

Are my text replacements offensive? Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck and Couch F*cking Failure?

I'm gonna watch this twice.

So you did get the job!

Always.

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

But did you get the job?

Went to dinner in Highland Park with kids1&2. Good vibes.

Company towns are next.

Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property

This is why they say never work with kids or dogs, but he rolls with it as well as any grown man could

Trending on X: Obamas and Benghazi

time is a flat circle

What a hard hitting question. Why don't you fucking ask what Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck's fucking problem is? Fat fuck is fucking worthless.

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?

Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.