James Amaz

Imagine thinking that opening investigations into your political opponents regarding the Epstein files will distract people from wondering if you’re in them.

Maybe one day he’ll realize that all these conspiracy theories are just a cover up of the awful truth.

Naaahhh…

Because deep down, they’re incredibly insecure people afraid of their own shadow and everyone slightly different, and they vote for people who act tough.

On top of everything else, America was never a jungle. That particular racist phrase must have been copy-pasted from South Africa without even thinking about it.

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Considering what they’re doing to the economy, revoking his tariffs is the biggest favor they could do for him right now.

Guess it’s true what they say:

You either die a war criminal or you live long enough to get a heart transplant, disapprove of the current regime publicly only after it attacks your daughter despite having supported it in 2016, then die a war criminal 13 years later.

In some ways yes, and in some ways no. "Normie" is just a tick more angry and bitter at the average person. "Sportsball" is almost a joke.

[shortly before being escorted out of Hooters] call me donald trump the way i'm about to destroy these wings

October 18 is a day to stand tall against tyranny. No Crowns. No Thrones. #NoKings. Join the movement—find a No Kings Day protest near you and make your voice heard. nokings.org

If Trump’s advisers were smart, they'd point out that his work on Gaza has come in a little late because of how hard it is, and that he's a shoo-in for next year's #NobelPeacePrize.

But they're not, so they won't.

Also, hopefully he doesn't stop caring about actual peace in Gaza because of this.

Wouldn’t be the first time.

One of the sites that follows how many seats are in play in 2026 is just creating a whole extra category of "TBD" for those that may or may not be created by redistricting.

Today marks the first day in the 55-year history of PBS and 54-year history of NPR that public media has broadcast to its audiences without federal funding. But even though lots of local outlets are at risk, PBS and NPR are still here, providing fair, accurate news coverage and will not be silenced.

The media allowing Trump plausible deniability on Project 2025 during the campaign is right up there with Iraq War stenography in craven, lazy disgracefulness

See also: Letting him claim plausible deniability on Colbert’s cancellation.

Disney should have listened to their own character:

Hey networks, Donnie isn't going to stop because you fed him, he'll get worse. #JimmyKimmel
You don't beat fascism by kowtowing to it and settling for selling out your top talent. You win by fighting them, as Harvard and the NYT are doing. Disney should have listened to one of their own characters:

"You act like a bitch, she'll treat you like a bitch."

I always remember an older guy on Fark saying that the furries were already there when he joined USENET in like 1987.

MACO

My left leg just got 5 stars on the mosquito TripAdvisor.

Given their take on vaccines, many of them will only exist *in spirit* soon enough.

"Graphic from the NRA with a red border and dark blue background. White and yellow text states: 'The NRA supports the Second Amendment rights of all law abiding Americans to purchase, possess and use firearms. NRA does not, and will not, support any policy proposals that implement sweeping gun bans that arbitrarily strip law-abiding citizens of their Second Amendment rights without due process.' The NRA logo is at the bottom. The tweet caption reads: 'The Second Amendment isn’t up for debate.'"

Oh my god, Trump actually got the NRA to come out to defend trans people owning a gun.

If you start the week with Mon, then Tues & Thurs are the 2nd and 4th days of the week. "Tuesday" even starts with the "two" sound. Fri is the fifth day of the week, which is a prime number.

Can't explain her colors, except maybe Black Friday sales. Maybe that's her feelings towards those days.

I do the colors thing, but with months. Some of them make sense. January is ice blue, February is red, March & December are green, October is orange. Others, not so much. September is a light green, June is a light blue, August is a dark purple.