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@swearyspider.bsky.social

Profane arachnid, loves biting, radioactivity and typos.

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Snopes really would’ve helped over the last 2000 years.

06.12.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. That’s a whole thread of a guy that maybe existed but is probably a portmanteau of shit people said.

06.12.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry. But HD Brows look like you’ve drawn them on with a fucking Sharpie.

05.12.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with AI, is the A.

05.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s… dreadful.

05.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tug, gulp, tug, gulp….

05.12.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Fixed it for you, Wes.

05.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s driving it is massive underdiagnosis due to a historical lack of evidence or understanding. See dyslexia in the 1980s. There will be a surge as there was then, as understanding increases, then, it will plateau again.

05.12.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The trick is to forget you’re playing it.

05.12.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your grammar is making my arse twitch.

04.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mini budgets.

04.12.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Pork Markets TV

04.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

😳

04.12.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œReeves cheated on rental fee thing”
*no, estate agent fucked up*
β€œReeves lied about black hole!”
*no, OBR say it was right*
β€œReeves lied about chess championship”
*no, some pedantic twat is quibbling over semantics*

It’s fucking pathetic.

03.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Squeeeeee! 😍

03.12.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard that too. Yet Farage’s racism in school…

*crickets*

03.12.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, blocking AI shit on socials.

02.12.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That works, but it would be a disincentive for people to think big, and drive down prices.

02.12.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Grammar was awful. Reposted.

02.12.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I mean by this is that taxation should be graduated so that hitting Β£999,999,999 (or agreed currency) is virtually impossible to hit. That would give β€˜entrepreneurs’ like Musk a fiscal target they could wank over whilst ensuring wealth is distributed down the chain.

02.12.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant by a graduated tax with 100% of any wealth over a penny under a billion being taxed.

But yeah. Other way works too.

02.12.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

02.12.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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01.12.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s better…

30.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay - let’s go. 😈

30.11.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWeed! Cider! Questionable foods! Near fatal fairground rides! Sewage!”

30.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Interesting policies.

30.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly not - was nasty 😭

30.11.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😳

29.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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