Sweary Spider

Yeaaa. Ditched the big for a while cause I couldn’t keep up with replying - and I don’t like being rude

If I mix a knob of butter, three eggs, 30mls of milk and heat it gently whilst stirring in some melted butter, I get a lovely scrambled egg.

a picture of santa claus with the words now then ALT: a picture of santa claus with the words now then

Always thought Tim Westwood was a creepy old perv.

68 years old and still dresses in tracksuits, ring any bells?

Lmao. I just made Texan paranoia up. But there you go, validating it.

What’s your other account? I’d love to follow it if it’s getting banned.

Which. Ironically. Wasn’t shadow banned.
You seeing the weird here? Their tech would suppress ALL of it if they wanted to.
This sounds a bit like good ol’ fashioned Texan paranoia to me.

It’s all those guns.

Dude. You’re not a big account. Your engagement is decent, what’s your gripe?

I’m gonna bed.

My tool works well.

This thing says you’re not.

How so?

Dude. You have 398 followers. Do you have unrealistic expectations about how awesome your posts actually are?

Doesn’t seem very banned to me

158 likes now…

Bluesky Shadowban Checker A shadowban is one of the most frustrating things a user can experience—your account appears normal, but no one sees your posts.

You can use a tool.

Fuck. Wrong outfit. 🤣

Prick.

How? You have 154 likes.

Duuuuuude. This is my sock.

Amazing. You jump in on someone’s post, have a pop and then block everyone that comes back at you.

Kinda pointless now, no one can see your post in context, even if they were to agree with you.

Lmao.

I mean, if you didn’t give a shit… why comment?

Ehhhh. You clearly do, you jumped in, you massive wanger.

That’s great. I love your childish art.

two men are looking at each other and one of them is asking the other if it is though ALT: two men are looking at each other and one of them is asking the other if it is though

Uhhhh.

You might want to unblock her if you want her to try again as you asked.

She has, btw.

Thank yooooooou!

Sweary on thenother account too.

Uhhh. Think Welsh.