@alexzgreat.bsky.social
Male member of homo sapiens.
He can sue from prison lol
01.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did I have to get Hand Foot and Mouth Disease right before Halloween…
01.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Solidarity, I somehow managed to get hand foot and mouth disease right before halloween so I’m stuck covered in blisters while the festivities go on.
31.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0”He killed my ma
He killed my ma
I’ll still vote for him”
-Liberian election slogan
Almost the amount of people who just lost SNAP benefits
31.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”
30.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 5376 🔁 1804 💬 113 📌 137blep
31.10.2025 11:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ai art ew
30.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see waffle and instantly think of “British Left Waffles On Falklands”
30.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean rn its at the point where you can buy Silksong forever for 20$ flat, or you can pay 30$ to rent it for just one month
29.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0He burnt his toast
29.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The trapped bench:
28.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think they care?
28.10.2025 11:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0python based!
27.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta love jamming AI in to everything to ever exist
26.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It feels like they’re just using it to fill in the wrinkles of their brains
26.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 69 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That is such a waste of packaging
25.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The tragedy of no edit button
23.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ai art ew
14.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If we can raise £100 for every day in October, I'll be cutting off my hair and donating it to the Little Princess Trust!!
All money raised will go towards saving Nibbles Rabbit Rescue and helping the bunnies in their care find their forever homes 🩷🐰
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W.D. Gaster confirmed?/????/?/???/?!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!
13.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WAIT ACTUALLY OH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BABY
13.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More like Dollar 25 Tree (I’m still sad they finally raised prices)
13.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Please stop swearing, Hank. Some people here are very scared of j*bs.
13.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I allegedly am allegedly saying allegedly allegedly, allegedly
09.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m starting to realize that we are reliving Anne Frank’s words. “Children are coming home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
09.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN PARRY ME?
08.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just realized that you changed your pfp back to King, my beloved. Yay!
08.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*the monkey’s paw curls*
*a tiny clown car filled with copies of tom nook with clown makeup appears*
“What if we made deepnest but so, so, worse?”
04.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
