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feel like we should switch to the british spelling for this specifically just makes it more disgusting

the thing that gets me about the antivoting leftists is that they don't just want to not vote. they want to not vote and have all the rest of us admit how cool and good it is. a participation trophy for laziness

really hard to overstate how much AIPAC fucked up here - not only did they push out the more pro-Israel candidate for not toeing their exact line, they started a blood feud with him and are clearly in the process of making themselves completely unwelcome in Dem politics

Starmer claims the increase in migration during the pandemic - when much-needed health workers were brought in - was a “squalid chapter” in history, causing “incalculable” damage. How offensive to the essential workers who came to this country, risking their lives while helping a nation in need.

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

I guess they did not have the music in them.

YouTube video by Shout! Studios Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 Opening Credits

The Season 1 version of the Rocko's Modern Life intro music was so much better than the B-52's version used in all the other seasons, and I will never understand why they changed it.

There does seem to be a rule that the first female leader of any nation is required to suck shit. Before the public trusts women with power, women must first prove: can you be an asshole?

It's been wild to see how rapidly these people went from dogwhistling to basically just saying "I'm a racist and racism is good," a phenomenon which was helped along every step of the way by credulous media pundits who were racist-curious at best and just plain racist at worst.

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

some things are actually getting worse here.

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor

I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.

Stop fucking with my daily life and income, get off your ass, and do your own goddamn parenting.

I don't see this going over well for them at all but on the plus side, I've been looking for an excuse to quit my Patreon and this just might be it.

Are you guys interested in literally anyone else's voters at any other time for any reason at all? Or is it just the most racist people alive, every single time, forever?

*Smugly* I don't need AI to talk me into suicidal ideation.

Doesn't anyone remember those little peep holes? Do that. It's a simple yet beautiful technology.

I'M AFRAID THIS halftime show gets my lowest rating ever: seven thumbs up.

super bowl ads are always annoying and bad but i think this is the first year they were legitimately Evil

From Axios: Reality check: Walz "does not currently have the legal authority to enact an eviction moratorium," the governor's office told Axios. • He would have to declare a "peacetime emergency" - a legally fraught maneuver.

What is a peacetime emergency? In Minnesota, a peacetime emergency is an executive order that can be called when cities and counties don't have the adequate resources to address an emergency, defined as "an act of nature, a technological failure or malfunction, a terrorist incident, an industrial accident, a hazardous materials accident or a civil disturbance [that] endangers life and property."

Axios reports @governorwalz.mn.gov won’t call an eviction moratorium because it is “legally fraught” yet the definition sure sounds like one. www.mprnews.org/story/2023/0...

LEGO really out here like "Fuck it, sea otters made of blocks, now. Who's gonna stop us. You???"

I see I wasn't the only one to get Olympic vibes from that whole presentation. Definitely more visually compelling than just singing a few songs.

I'm enjoying this crash out but if I didn't know that American news media is explicitly aligned with the GOP, I would find it very strange that they don't consider their connections to people who say things like this even a little bit newsworthy.

I miss doing commissions for people who actually care about the drawing they're going to get, instead of just throwing me a bone or whatever. Is it possible to do an artist a favor by actually being excited about the art you're receiving? If so, somebody do that, please.

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.