Caila B

The problem with knowing one half of a set of twins and constantly talking to the other twin like I know him is that whenever I see someone who looks vaguely familiar but doesn’t acknowledge me I assume they are also the Other Twin.

So far in planning for an upcoming wedding I've decided on a Cool Leather Jacket to buy and made a tattoo appointment, and for an upcoming bachelor party I've consolidated hockey tickets so we can all go to a game #priorities

Someone asked where the artisanal cheese section was in the downtown Kroger and I struggled so hard not to laugh.

All I want right now is a Super Chicken and it is cruel and unusual punishment that I can’t get one.

My horse nemesis just took a corner while staring me down from a block away. Do not feel safe.

So far this year I’ve been out sick for 2 weeks and then we’ve had a week of snowpocalypse so I’m wondering if we’ll make it through next week.

At a Youth roller derby bout, as the lead jammer leaps over players to continue the jam

Another weekend of roller derby and fielding questions about which child is mine (this is technically work and I’m a “cool aunt” for 2 of them)

This presentation I’m in is hilarious because they put 3 people who work together giving 3 separate presentations, and I just want to say “ditto” for mine.

Apparently my sister-in-law’s family is convinced I’m a lawyer and won’t change their minds so now I need to pick up some fun law stories before I see them this summer.

The friend groups have a lot of different nicknames for each other which causes some confusion and anyway I just had to explain to someone why I call our friend Roofby and also how I don’t know another friends government name.

But this bread is so delicious.

The manager at the cafe just explained my various orders to the new employee and now he’s also calling focaccia my “desk loaf”.

Coming up with stupid unnecessary tasks to avoid doing anything.

This week’s senioritis vibes are intense (currently buying different soda and snacks because I don’t like the ones I currently have access to.)

Watching Jr Roller Derby is like watching a bunch of baby giraffes try to walk for the first time.

My laptop just offered me ‘Tips to learn how to organize your desktop’ and first of all, rude.

Just looked up and the cyber truck is behind me so I feel like that’s a bad sign.

Update: I’m covered in paint and on my 3rd caffeinated beverage, and decided to take a lunch break on the DOT shuttle (can’t ask me to do anything if I’m on a bus that only goes one way).

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We have a marathon this weekend so I’m surrounded by runners who are excited for physical activity meanwhile I’m hissing at the sun.

Just had to explain to an event planner that she should use the power drop labeled Lizard Home. TBH it’s much better than the one labeled Active Wasp Nest.

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In our Vision Zero Committee meeting and the VZ coordinator said that not everyone thinks about pavement and crosswalk markings and then looked directly at me.

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Every time there are new staff at the coffee shop they get a wild introduction to me.

Today’s was their manager yelling “NOT ALLOWED!” At me followed by me shimmying and yelling “CORNER! CORNER!” So they think I’m absolutely insane.

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took

"what about the head of the Department of Government Efficiency?"

"you already have one"

"we have one, yes. what about SECOND head of the Department of Government Efficiency?"

Hi I’m Caila. I’m Director of Bike Walk Savannah, (sometimes) run a music festival, and do events and marketing for a bunch of places.

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