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As proud as we are of Minneapolis being nominated for a peace prize we should not receive it.

We cannot live with ourselves as a city if that award is picked up and photographed being held by Mayor Jacob Frey.

We cannot live in a future with Jacob Frey, peace prize winner

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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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if you are outside the twin cities and are trying to think of ways to control ice, this is a great way to do it. keep doors locked, check and make sure people are actually *people* before letting them in

twofold, ice can't kidnap people inside and you aren't selling to them either

Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.

Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.

Early in the pandemic, when I needed to network with other Menominee folks about mutual aid, everyone told me to talk to those women, and they were 100% right. The process of making things together and putting those things out into the world is important, and dismissing that is often masculinist BS.

I suppose I also take this personally bc attacks on craftivism land poorly with me as a Native person. Beading together, making regalia, sewing in groups — this is at the heart of how the women on my reservation gather to do healing work, political ed, and mutual aid. This has long been true.

People have worn out "performative." We often perform things that are real, you know. Posting is a kind of performance of one's politics. Performative doesn't actually mean "fake" or "empty," it just gets deployed that way. We actually need performance. Case in point: last night's performance.

the space shuttle didn’t have a double sonic boom on reentry it was just fucking farting

i t hink
i huave covid

bookshelf tour tonite queen?👀
bookshelf tour tonite?👀
pics of bookshelf tonite queen?👀

Unless you're exercising violent force or lethal force, the most effective tool you have is temporal attrition and moral depletion. Effectively making every action cost more, every person you have assigned to one task can't do another task, and they can only do so much before they're forced to rest.

sure but my thing was funnier

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

i’ve lost the plot i opened this app to no more pronouns and people mad at a cat account again i think maybe more of you need to accidentally take an all day nap like i did yesterday (i will never catch up on the internet i missed)

Orange and white cat, 100% good

Behaviores Report: 100% GOODE, SUK IT HATERS!

dey/dem for my east coast nonbineys

I don't know what's wrong with you young people. You think you just fell out of a pussy?

You exist in the cuntext of all in which you live and what came before you.

screenshot of my skycards app after trying to catch a plane and getting 0% framing and 90% clouds meaning i did not get literally any portion of the aircraft in the little box on the simulation screen

hey i think i’m finally getting the hang of this

do they like me ___yes ___no

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

need actually

every time an artist draws a character with the tumblr "top surgery scars" they have to donate at least $10 to a guy's top surgery fund

uh actually i asked the nazi hallucination robot about trans healthcare and it said the trans people are wrong so checkmate liberals

found Joni Ernst's alt

no bc i literally got in trouble for doing this in elementary school multiple times

but in my defense everyone hated music class and my thing was way more fun and interesting

I've been trying to think of something that tops this all day, but i think "it's also the golden snake" may be the most genuinely funny unrehearsed joke I've ever heard a politician say

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