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@jumpedin.bsky.social

Living in Edmonton, the City of Angles, the Big Crab Apple, the City of (Purple) Lights. This app is replacing the group text with my friends.

144 Followers  |  139 Following  |  110 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024  |  1.7616

Latest posts by jumpedin.bsky.social on Bluesky

“Gall” is doing some pretty light lifting there Don. Maybe “corrupt, province destroying trash” would be more apt.

31.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From the alberta community on Reddit: Minister of Ed, destroyed in interview. Explore this post and more from the alberta community

This Demetrios clown can’t make it through a single interview without, backpedaling or lying. Blames immigrants. Yup. Blames negotiations. Check. Avoids accountability. For sure. Call up some of the Forever Canadian people, get this failure recalled Calgary. Do. It.
#abpoli #ableg

29.10.2025 11:52 — 👍 3    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

“Sup Salman, guess who just crushed worker rights and indentured a bunch of woke teachers! This guy! 👆🏻 LOLz. Anyways, just getting on my jet, see you later!”

What I’m assuming she’s texting.

28.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Total clown. Between him and Lana Palmer, Dene has some real bottom of the barrel candidates.

08.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That one dog is giving off some serious “this is a colossal waste of taxpayer money to placate a very stupid group of people, I’m tired boss” vibes.

06.10.2025 15:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha did the Premier’s husband ask you to write this article? No one give a fuck about trains right now.

03.10.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face . ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .

The bike lanes provide safer options for people who don’t own a car or don’t want to drive. Build more of em. No one needs north side 132 ave to have more lanes than the Henday.

18.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Moss Pit they got infront of the Vatican for this new Pope to show up looks wild!

#yeg #letsgooilers

08.05.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it wild that every photo of Cooper needs to be checked for swastikas in the background?

29.04.2025 13:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is one of those parody accounts right? Like the ones that post nonsense to drive “engagement”?

23.04.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t tell if Lorne Gunter is a real person or just three short morons in a trench coat that stumbled into your opinion column.

22.04.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You passed a house I grew up in. I wish it had the infrastructure and usability like they are building now. It’s wild to think that in some places, including the service roads there’s 8 lanes for cars. Plus a back lane behind most of these homes! Why!?

19.04.2025 13:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I heard was: “Bike lanes are okay, but if I’m gonna get a DUI it better be on a road that isn’t woke.”

What an embarrassment.

18.04.2025 13:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That letter probably smells like mango White Claws. I have low expectations for Karen. She’s prime for a UCP stooge. She’s burning through all the goodwill Gene has built up in this city faster than Devin can polish off a bottle of Jameson and order more Trump merch.

17.04.2025 17:21 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie . Alt: A man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie, he does not believe anything Sam says.

I trust this Sam guy about as much as an expired bottle of Turkish Tylenol.

02.04.2025 17:16 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m surprised she didn’t go all white. Her white power suit. Maybe she’s saving that look for Ben.

26.03.2025 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a terrible Balatro hand.

17.03.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The effort needed for custom shirt like that just reeks of shitty online troll energy. And they’re running for council? Don’t we already have Tim Cartmell for that?

13.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m 41 now. I had your brownies at my birthday on Friday last week. And now I’m talking to you on here today. Thanks Jeff!

13.03.2025 01:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Danielle Smith proceeds to Tweet (from Florida) that the Liberal coloured moon should call a space election as soon as possible.

12.03.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t imagine what chaos would happen if one of those River Lime Scooters and Jumanji combined evil forces. Broken limbs, poor sidewalk etiquette AND a Kevin Hart Trilogy!?

11.03.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screen cap of a news article about Danielle Smith wasting everyone’s time and money.

Screen cap of a news article about Danielle Smith wasting everyone’s time and money.

This lady would probably have a conversation with a set of Truck Nuts if she thought it would make right wing nut jobs love her more.

#ableg #abpoli

10.03.2025 20:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Dozens of losers with notifications on “Elks” and “name change” and “they’re fine with Eskimo, didn’t you see the Jim Jeffries video, no? Hold on I’ll send it to you” are gonna be moderately more disappointed with their day today.

07.03.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hasn’t Ukraine suffered enough? Now they got the UCP “helping” them? Probably gonna get this shipped to Ukraine above market rates via MHCare-O-Planes.

07.03.2025 14:33 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

A portable Dredge! I’d take an IOS mobile version to the dark, depressing depths of the office park where I work. My cold, emotionally crushing cubicle could use a Lovecraftian ocean mystery that I can tuck away quickly when my manager walks by.

28.02.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it’s the “street” edition. Didn’t come out in NA. And way more plastic parts. Maybe. Cheaper tho?

25.02.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next week @ianhanomansing.bsky.social interviews the asteroid that might hit Earth to check in on its side of the “likely to kill everyone on the planet” story.

Working title: Should We Extinct?

What. A. Clown.

#cbc

24.02.2025 04:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is some weird preemptive gaslighting. “The stupid shit we were validating isn’t actually traitorous, even if all our posts and ads kind of make it out to be. Oh, we invited a traitor to talk. You are the ones being silly.”

C’mon we were doing so good after the hockey win! Be better at this.

23.02.2025 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel so patriotic today I could almost watch Law and Order: Toronto.

21.02.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Following the unravelling of the UCP corruption being exposed is a Valentine’s box of chocolates for my soul. You never know what you might get.

Oh look Dale McFee MHCaramel bites? Todd Loewen conflict of interest nut cluster? AHS milk chocolate with Turkish delight?

#abpoli #ableg

14.02.2025 16:01 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

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