aka Dollar Store…swing and a miss to not call it Pound Town

Colin Robinson from “What We Do In The Shadows” saying “Yeah, I’m not positive what my deal is either, so I just sort of keep on truckin’.”

Day by day…

Gen Z using the phrase: “from the 1900s” unironically to refer to people before the year 2000 fills me with rage but also sadness.

Weird Al did this AT his Cuyahoga Falls concert last night. Be like Al. ❤️

Honestly. I would be such an amazing singer/songwriter if I could sing or songwrite.

If only the presidential fitness test were a test for fitness to be the president

Republicans Flee Congress As Trump Panics Over Epstein SMITE!

“Now, do the Epstein List.” - Bernice King

“…treatment can help, but this condition can’t be cured.” GOOD.

I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.

my uber driver was silent the whole way i nominate him for the nobel peace prize

Just got done fucking around. It was a blast. Hopefully nothing happens as a direct consequence of my actions.

moon's way too big for the hoop dumbass

You want to drive for a ride-hire service? You must: wear cologne; pump the brake and accelerator at both times constantly AND have a full trunk.

Sweet pickled kumquats!

I have a new exclamation

Small children in Bluey and Bingo costumes meeting the "real" Bluey and Bingo

I think my favorite part of the Bluey and Bingo meet and greet was when Bluey and Bingo met Bluey and Bingo.

it's like the bees from My Girl have turned on each other and I'm trying to figure out which one to root for

Merriam-Webster Tweet: Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants. Cookie Monster's reply to the tweet: Me no wear pants.

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.

Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

Getting to the age where even the people I don't think I've known that long, I've known for like 15 years.

#MtLassen #NationalPark #wilderness

Just watched Pee-Wee's Big Adventure with the kiddo, and we need more movies about characters who love their bikes.

I spent my childhood summers in beautiful Warner Valley CA. Still devastated from the 2018 Camp Fire and also still beautiful #MtLassen

I know my high school locker combo by heart but come time to remember my license plate…no dice

You're not overreacting

Just a small-town band,
Canceled at the rodeo,
They cranked the amps insane,
the fire was electricalllll!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how proud was Dan Fogelberg rhyming “cathedral” with “primeval?”

Screenshot of an Al Overview response that reads, “‘On the road’ consists of three words. On, the, and road.”

Tried to google the word count of On the Road.

I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

We all should’ve been ready for fake news when we watched the first delicious microwave meal commercial spooned out lovingly onto a plate before being eaten.