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Photo of a hardback copy of Jewel’s poetry book ‘a night without armor.’ The 2nd photo reveals that a hole has been carved out of the pages and a Kindle paperwhite e-reader is fitted inside.

Solved this problem for my partner a long time ago with an x-acto blade, Elmer’s glue, and a dream.

Flicker by Theodore Roszak fits the bill

Here are ones I don't see listed yet:
Water Shall Refuse Them - Lucie McKnight Hardy
In the house in the dark of the Woods - Laird Hunt
The Arrival of Missives - Aliya Whitley
The Unmothers - Leslie J. Anderson
Withered Hill - David Barnett
Harvest Home - Thomas Tryon

YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising Grey Poupon - Pardon Me (1981, USA)

The stranglehold this commercial still has on my brain.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvDa...

I watch it on May 1st every year too.

I don’t have any practical advice but as a devoted fan of all things Sotille, I’ve been waiting for you to leave Substack to become a paid subscriber.
So this is me pledging to put my money where my mouth is when you’re on Ghost/Patreon etc.

Why don’t you repost Dare directly instead of a screenshot?

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Horrible barbecue poster that has drawings of two pigs in stereotypical garb (glasses, scarves, hoodies) that reads: “Will you get a load of the creative pigsters?”

Not the smuttiest but the most “what the fuck” I’ve seen in North Carolina.

Cheryl, that worm absolutely ate. It’s giving Shai Halud.

When I tell you I sat in a parking lot for 20 minutes just staring into the middle distance while I finished listening to "Beauty is..." WOOF.

The audiobook was even better than reading it on the page for me. Karly Hutchins made the narration absolutely fucking terrifying.

Adriano Celentano
youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...

Did someone hire Nathan Fielder to coach this game?

Cardamom-Pistachio Carrot Cake Here’s what happened after carrot cake met carrot halwa, the milky, long-cooking, spoonably-soft confection common in South Asia. Raisins, cinnamon, and cream cheese frosting made way for brown-butter...

For the non-cream cheese icing folks…

www.bonappetit.com/recipe/carda...

The colors are fantastic!

Not at all the point but … is the quilt bottom left made of corduroy??

Photo of a big green tube of body scrub. It is labelled with the mid-aughts style of Bath and Body Works Aromatherapy Stress Relief Eucalyptus Spearmint - a clean and soothing smell that I have loved for 20 years.

My GOAT

Okay, here's a quote in context.
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Evergreen post.
@safety.bsky.app get your shit together and unban Gretchen.

YouTube video by Tuscadero THE FABULOUS STAINS (Featuring Diane Lane) "The Professionals" 1982 (Video Remastered HQ Audio)

"Join the Professionals" from Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains is kind of a cheat since it was written by 2 former members of the Sex Pistols but since they act in the movie and the song fucking slaps...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKbz...

She’s still publishing! (And used to be a really good presence on twitter before all that.)

Maybe back in 1998 when Velvet Goldmine was released and it was reported he didn’t want to be involved because he was making his own musical about glam rock.

So far I’ve used it to:
- open a package of sausages
- chop up my dog’s allergy pills
- break down some cardboard boxes
- remind myself the goal is always “prep for Tuesday not for doomsday”

Mini korvid flipper knife undead print; green handle. Basically a 2.5 inch fold up butcher knife for the babydoll apocalypse.

The sprinkles one has been sold out for MONTHS.
Which I know because I caved and got the pretty green one instead

I’ve been waiting at the DMV for 4+ hours today.
He texted to see if I had coffee and then turned up with breakfast from McD’s while I wait.

He also cooks spaghetti and player’s daal. He routinely asks our dog what she dreams about when he tells her good morning. Just a regular Wednesday 😍

Small mackerel tabby cat looking content on a folded up white quilt. She is missing her left eye due to a birth defect and her right eye has some cloudiness from damage as a kitten. She is a perfect angel who never bites my fingertips not once never ever.

My mom’s nugget Liza Jane approves this message.

Pouring cream in my coffee and watching it bloom into a teeny galaxy before I stir it.

Petting one of my cats. Or really any cat.

A new ink pen in a silly color. I’m partial to the Uni-ball Signo UM-151 Gel Pen - 0.38 mm in Violet.

He didn't report it himself. From the article:

"...The 16-year-old was driving Yokeley's car at the time, and when she and her friend discovered the unusual object in their ice cream, they pulled into a nearby gas station, where they flagged down police and first responders who were already there."

North Carolina folks - I was able to renew my passport online in 11 days (applied 8/18 & in my hands today.)

At the [redacted small town] DMV on Tues. 6:40am, there were +/- 50 people in line so I left. I now have an appt for Nov. 24 an hour+ away.

If you need unexpired ID now, passport FTW

YouTube video by MsJadeVEVO Ms. Jade - Ching Ching ft. Nelly Furtado, Timbaland

Ms. Jade saw the promise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUPO...