Most important thing is Chipotle is down in numbers. Fuck those guys.
30.10.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Goddamnit. Why report anything this pile of shit says or does. HEY, media...your guy is an unfuckingreliable narrator.
30.10.2025 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by EpicBattle
Wild never ending horse fart
youtu.be/qj7nHyzyyU0?...
30.10.2025 17:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Waiting for your soul to leave your body to play
30.10.2025 17:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by Sub Pop
Soundgarden - Head Injury
youtu.be/cy53IT3PxM4?...
30.10.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Get Frenched and Louvered?
30.10.2025 10:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Young Andy Rooney
30.10.2025 10:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man Brezhnev needs to moisturize.
30.10.2025 09:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ahhh...the dreaded Gourd Bladder. It dries hardens and now you'll slosh when you gotta go.
30.10.2025 09:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by Chris
Boris Karloff and Vincent Price Sing 'The Two of Us'
youtu.be/goXi7w-1dCA?...
30.10.2025 09:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
His Mouth is a Puckered Butthole Cuz He's always talking out of his Ass.
30.10.2025 09:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can taste that repeating on me all day after lunch. Crab Bacon and Cucumber Surprise. π
30.10.2025 09:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another week of Bullshit about this ME Nazi? I hope to fucking God he loses the Primary, because I am SICK of hearing about this CHUD.
30.10.2025 09:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My Head's Hurting Already π€ͺ
30.10.2025 09:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Matlock, This Time It's A Cat!" π
30.10.2025 09:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kinda shot my wad early on Halloween this year. Course, didn't decorate, and refuse to hand out candy to MAGA little bastards...7 years was long enough being a whipping boy for inbreds looking to score in a decent neighborhood.
30.10.2025 03:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's all the insult added to the injury that gets me. A bad guy walked out of an 80s comedy and proceeded to do EXACTLY what bad guys from those movies do and people liked it. (huff)
30.10.2025 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Slurpin' Mint Juleps
30.10.2025 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That robot's really got it in for Robert Evans
30.10.2025 02:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tro da ting, TRO IT! π
30.10.2025 00:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ewwww
30.10.2025 00:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This guy will never outlive "Money Plane" π
30.10.2025 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Maybe don't charge $18 for a combo? Affordability does wonders for the taste buds.
30.10.2025 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
you have been visited by the $0.59 chili dog of good fortune. like and repost to share the slop
29.10.2025 22:48 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
They're missing the point of a robot. You want a big one, that will beat people up for you. Geez, get it right Silicon Belly Button.
30.10.2025 00:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by SCENES OF NOTE
RAISING ARIZONA : SON YOU GOT A PANTY ON YOUR HEAD #shorts #nicholascage #epic
youtube.com/shorts/CYXEF...
30.10.2025 00:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by PLUMMCORP RECORDS
dracula flow 4
youtu.be/143GFLwm9Hk?...
29.10.2025 16:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by MF DOOM
MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes (feat. Mr. Fantastik)
youtu.be/dERcdvcXuE0?...
29.10.2025 16:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mexican Blackbirds and such
29.10.2025 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bring a third even stankier leg
29.10.2025 16:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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