Ferns

Many kinds of awesome I headed down to the beach today. There is a path directly across from my new apartment. Apart from just… well… walking on the beach (yay!), this made me so happy, I had to go back and get my camera to take photos:    *laugh* What kinds of awesome?   Snake! On the beach!!! In all my years of going to the beach, [...]

From the past: Many kinds of awesome

Zing zing, baby Finally, an easier way to get the zing zing!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrIDs5PTV0 Can someone get on that and send me one, please? I need two of them of course (duh!), but I already have one… I just need the matching pair…   [...]

From the past: Zing zing, baby

My brain is annoying as fuck The way my brain works is really annoying to me sometimes. It will spin on a thought and refuse to let it go, and I will spend way too much time and energy talking to myself about it, going round and round in circles. When the sex-voiced Texan cut off communication, there was a niggling fear that ‘something’ [...]

From the past: My brain is annoying as fuck

e[lust] #133 Welcome to Elust 133- The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #134? Start with the rules, come back September 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates! ~ [...]

From the past: e[lust] #133

a woman is laughing and saying it 's gonna be so fun ! ALT: a woman is laughing and saying it 's gonna be so fun !

I have two almost identical slabs to cut my U-shaped benchtop out of: Each is about 3m x 2m
I'm putting together my own cutting plan so I get the look I want out of it: I expect the stonemason will tell me all the reasons I can't do x or y when I show him :)
I trust we can work it out :)

Photo of a stone slab: 2/3 is cream coloured with random greyish veins and pale pink edges that edge that section. The rest is white crystalline stone with dark grey and gold veins. Overall it has a lot of variation in the two distinct sections

I know y'all will be very excited to see the kitchen benchtop slab I chose:
-Polished Patagonia Creame quartzite
I'm obsessed w the distinct stone & crystal in patagonia
That pinkish hue is lovely & there are glittery 'gems' along that edge
Photos don't do it justice
It's stunning <3
#HouseDomme

Kinky socialising A few things have happened in the last few months that have made me feel isolated. I’d say ‘lonely’, but I’m not sure I’m quite there yet. I may be quibbling. ‘Lonely’ sounds like something more emotional, something sadder than how I feel. ‘Lonely’ requires a craving for company, and a sadness for not having it, and it’s not quite that. [...]

From the past: Kinky socialising

Anyway, it was a bit hot here yesterday

Erasing history Sometimes I feel like all of my history needs to be erased. It feels too heavy to carry around, even though there is nothing hefty in it. No bags of leaden hate or fury. No suitcases full of regret or sadness. None of that. And yet it still feels like I carry too much with me, colouring the world with it in a way that makes me feel like I’m trudging through a swamp of treacle. [...]

From the past: Erasing history

A week of posts I want to write, but my head is still scattered. Last time I said this, I posted a butt picture as a kind of placeholder because the use of actual words seemed too big of a stretch. It didn’t help, I still feel the same. I am not really sure why it’s happening, but I don’t like it much. [...]

From the past: A week of posts

For you… The first boy I ever loved and I are still in touch. He lives in the UK, we catch up when we are anywhere in proximity, which of course isn’t often. A recent situation reminded me of a sweet moment with him, of which there are many. Sweet moments, I mean. He had invited some of his friends over for dinner. [...]

From the past: For you…

It does :)

Ha! I have not (and 'swishing' is definitely not a short-hair thing :P)
And ty :)
(I shaved off the first growth because it was thin & patchy: Yikes! Very happy that it's now growing back thick & healthy)

Good for you: Warrior!

Dommes get rejected too This is not a ‘poor me’ post, just a ‘hey, it goes both ways you know!’ post. I know that the impression is pretty much always that a Domme puts an ad out and then weeds out those who don’t suit her.  But don’t forget that it goes both ways.  Anyone who approaches me (or who I approach for that matter) has the equal ability and right and responsibility to reject me at any time if they think we aren’t a match. Do you think it doesn’t happen? [...]

From the past: Dommes get rejected too

When you've had chemo & your hair grows back everyone who knows tells you how great it looks
Obviously I can't trust any of them
But when someone who doesn't know tells me my hair looks great, & adds a comparison to Annie Lennox, well, that's a different story
WHY YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH! <3

Settling in The move went smoothly, my new place was clear of mess and liveable by the end of the first day (a promise I made to myself because clutter stresses me out and I did NOT want to wake up to stacks of boxes everywhere the following morning). Though by ‘liveable’ I don’t mean that everything was all done and dusted. [...]

From the past: Settling in

“Whose cock is it?”  From my book: Domme Chronicles: Erotic tales of love, passion, & domination.  [...]

From the past: “Whose cock is it?”

Hee!
I did give her a bath when we got home because sand & salt
She was not impressed

LOL
It was exactly like that. Bless

Happy femdom stories – Étienne Étienne is the most lovely man. I always think of him as a calm and zen-like presence who brings thought, experience and gentle reason to many discussions both here on my blog and on Fetlife. I am delighted that he chose to share his story. Thank you, Étienne. Author: Étienne I was just getting out of a horrible, [...]

From the past: Happy femdom stories – Étienne

Shit Ferns says #7 Random things, no context. I’m piloting that potpourri right into a herd of puppies!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!! And no, really, a cock is a boy-handle, if you want to get technical Vs dressed up as if your partner is a box of stupid and everyone wants to own the box of stupid Because the internet is all your fault? [...]

From the past: Shit Ferns says #7

On one hand, I'd love her to enjoy swimming, especially when it's hot as hell in summer
On the other, a wet sandy dog is a whole thing :D

So cute :D

Photo of a small white pupper at the end of a long red leash walking beside a river

Eesha went for her first swim (ever?) :)
She was on the Long Red Leash of Privilege & saw a seagull bobbing about on the river
It took off & she ran in, out of her depth
She is NOT a good swimmer, all paws splashing water into her face
She didn't freak out, just splashy-swam back
So brave 🥰

For those who asked, this is the Very Much Marble slab: So gorgeous :/

Another chat with me! My second Masocast interview is live (the first is here)!!  Edited to add: All of my Masocast interviews can be found here (yes, I did more :)). A wonderfully sweet benefactor offered for-real moneys to ask me some very interesting and thoughtful questions, I spill my guts, laugh a lot, and blather more, and the lovely Axe pretends he isn’t just talking to me for the money! [...]

From the past: Another chat with me!

How long is too long? Yesterday I had a second voice call with the sex-voiced Texan. Early afternoon my time, 8pm his time. “So that you get to bed at a reasonable hour,” I said (our last call was 4.5 hours long). When I call him, his webcam flickers. He beams at me with his killer smile. I never asked him to turn his cam on but I love watching him when we talk. [...]

From the past: How long is too long?

a man in a white shirt is saying i am jack 's complete lack of surprise ALT: a man in a white shirt is saying i am jack 's complete lack of surprise

An update on this: I messaged one of the suppliers to ask abt the composition of a marble-labelled slab on their site w the same name & the same look (bec ofc I did :P)
Their reply: "I have just looked at our test results: it's 100% calcite, meaning it is 100% marble, no quartz was detected"
Mmhmmm

Morning routine I have a morning routine that I stumble through every day while my brain is hardly even awake. It doesn’t vary unless there is an external reason for it. My extreme love of this habit is slightly disconcerting because comfort in routine seems like it could become quite obsessive.  I wake up, and take stock. Half asleep still.  [...]

From the past: Morning routine