Ferns

Final book cover poll – results! Results of my last (and final) poll for the cover art for my book. I asked you to choose from the following 7 covers (thank you so much to everyone who participated!).  And here are the results:   At first glance, one might think: Oh look, 7 is the winner over 4 and 5 by a nose, [...]

From the past: Final book cover poll – results!

World travel My train of thought on an idle Sunday evening:  Hmmm… I wonder what I’ll do when my landlord kicks me out of here… (and he will, sooner or later). You know what I could do? Go and live in another country for a few months! I mean, it’s expensive to live here: I can easily find a place to live that costs much less: somewhere interesting, [...]

From the past: World travel

Christmas Move A very un-PC Merry Christmas everyone, and a huge thank you to all of you who have become part of my little corner of the internet. To all of you who have shared so generously with me by reading, with comments that have been encouraging and funny and hot, with emails that have provided me with food for thought and space to rant, [...]

From the past: Christmas Move

Womanizer vs Satisfyer: Showdown Here we are with the most popular clit-stim toys going head-to-head (hurr hurr) in a full-on comparison: A Womanizer review & a Satisfyer review in one hit. The models I tested were  the Womanizer Premium and the Satisfyer Luxury Prêt-à-Porter. These are both the top end of each of the ranges at the time of writing. Other models’ [...]

From the past: Womanizer vs Satisfyer: Showdown

I’ll slap you! I hovered my breast near his lips. Reaching up to kiss my bare skin, his mouth travelled across the silky-smooth, pushing the lace of my bra out of his way with his lips, his tongue finding my hardening nipple. He nuzzled and licked, sucking it into his mouth.  I felt his teeth nibbling, teasing, some pressure as he pulled it further into the soft wetness, [...]

From the past: I’ll slap you!

Virtual book tour: Sex nerds unite This is the first time I have been involved in a virtual book tour (who knew there was such a thing?!). Essentially it’s like a real life book tour, but the book ‘tours’ blogs for a month. Bloggers read the book and write a piece about it. So, I’m delighted to be part of the Best Sex Writing 2012 virtual book tour.  [...]

From the past: Virtual book tour: Sex nerds unite

Happy femdom story – greg A few months ago I got a really lovely email from a reader and he mentioned that he had been inspired by the happy femdom stories that people have shared here.  He said that he wasn’t sure if his story would fit because he and his wife started their life together as a vanilla couple and their D/s relationship evolved from there. [...]

From the past: Happy femdom story – greg

Thinking about… This morning, I was thinking about you in Florence, only this time the guy pulled a knife while he was sucking your cock because he knew you were going to bail, and he told you to push the back of his head onto your cock, and you did, you pulled his mouth onto your cock, shoving your cock down the back of his throat, [...]

From the past: Thinking about…

How great would it be if… … the accounts with a label of ‘dominant woman’ that have obviously stolen super-hot pictures and wank-text would all hook up with the mindless horny idiots who drool over them. Online-only, of course, because duh. Those dudes could wank away together forever with the hot sexy chat and stupidity and be perfectly happy and leave the rest of us alone. Case in point: *’Woman’ [...]

From the past: How great would it be if…

It's stunning, and this big stretch of it is for off-leash frolicking :)

Kiss goodbye I kiss you goodbye, a quick kiss, I think, and I reach for you, kneeling there beside the bed, I hold your face up to me, licking at your upper lip, dipping my tongue behind it and drawing it into my mouth to lap at it, feeling your tongue chasing mine and opening my mouth wider to take more of you into me. [...]

From the past: Kiss goodbye

He fights back He said he’d fight back when he was being hurt: Not ‘ha ha’ kidding around play-fighting, but a kind of involuntary ‘fight or flight’ reaction that would kick in hard. His body would involuntarily flail and punch and try to get away.  He wasn’t bratting or intentionally being difficult, and he wasn’t wanting to stop, but he knew himself and he knew how he reacted to pain. [...]

From the past: He fights back

Happy femdom stories – Mistress Kimm This happiness is from the gorgeous and talented Mistress Kimm (if you want to see *how* gorgeous and talented, I highly recommend you click the link below). ___ Author: Mistress Kimm My slave and I met on the blogs of ALT. He was this sexy submissive male who had Domina’s all over the place trying to collar him. I was impressed with him for several reasons. [...]

From the past: Happy femdom stories – Mistress Kimm

Sweet Sunshine He picks me up from the airport, then there’s a train trip, then a drive.  When we get to his house, he shows me to my bedroom. It’s the master.  He will take a smaller bedroom while I am here.  “I want you to be comfortable.” he says as he puts my bag down. The room is pristine, [...]

From the past: Sweet Sunshine

So much yes :D

Right? :D

Yessss :))

On beautiful submissive men Submissive men are beautiful. View this tribute to the beauty of submissive men, with contributions from submissive men & those who love them

From the past: On beautiful submissive men

So whose bicep IS that? Here are the results of our bicep guessing game.  Only one person publicly got them all 100% right in the comments (yay you, Berkson)!  Well, technically, Thumper also got 100% right in the comments, but I know that he *actually* only got 7 right (because he said so). I assume he did the quiz, then accidentally transcribed the correct ANSWERS shown at the end into his comment.  Only one (Anonymous) person who did the quiz got them 100% right. [...]

From the past: So whose bicep IS that?

Screenshot of two portions of 2024 pinned journal entry. Text reads: It's embarrassing to even be here...... grouped with all of these lazy, uneducated, weak 'women' who claim to be dommes. I don't know what these failures are thinking- or doing- other than taking advantage of the internet as yet another way to take someone's money

Screenshot of two portions of 2025 journal entry by the same person. Text reads: Heading in large red font: Cash Is Love 2025 my services of being AMAZING, deserve a tribute

LOL
Just checked a dominant woman's fetlife profile to get context for an odd post
These screenshots show excerpts from her 2024 pinned journal entry vs her latest 2025 journal entry immediately underneath
Got me some serious whiplash over here 🤣

Timeline cleanser
My adorable little Eesha at the beach, discovering for the very first time that waves aren't, in fact, scary-evil, but Big Fun
🥰

In all your glory :D

Are you ready yet? Yes, yes I am…  Fucking LOVE!!  [...]

From the past: Are you ready yet?

Happenings: George & not-dating I’m back from my overseas trip, hello all :). Ooh look, obligatory holiday snap.  My beloved laptop, George, gave his life in my service, suddenly having a heart attack while we were away. I took him to the PC hospital yesterday, and it seems there was no hope for him. So I am George-less at the moment :(. [...]

From the past: Happenings: George & not-dating

Reader Q&A: PIV sex, showing affection, young female dominants I thought I would be mining all of my reader asks during November, but I have quite a few still hiding in my inbox: Thank you for them. So here we go (wow, this got long…)! ___ Hi I am a new Domme and have two online male subs. Both are married and they wifes know about it. One his wife sometimes joins in. [...]

From the past: Reader Q&A: PIV sex, showing affection, young female dominants

e[lust] #76 Welcome to Elust #76 – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #77? Start with the rules, come back December 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!   ~ [...]

From the past: e[lust] #76

Every now and then one of Ferns’ posts from the past hits a spot.
Like this…..
I like bruises too.
Bruises I’ve been given.
Bruises I’ve caused.
Mmmm

Sounds about right :P

After the violence I do these things to you, these violent things, these things that hurt, these things that make you scared and hard and conflicted and they are hot and they make me come and then, when I have come, I want to wrap you up, all arms and legs and skin softness, safe, and have your mouth, [...]

From the past: After the violence