Dave Jones

Prince Phillip papped in the car looking half deid

Same energy

Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

Andrew's completely broke which raises the possibility that a Norfolk duty solicitor is currently having the strangest day of his / her life.

The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.

PIZZA EXPRESS BOOK A CELEBRATION

An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

'Cybercab' sounds like shorthand for saying All Robocops Are Bastards

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

I love that they had a dog in the playground at the Olympics

Excellent, my references are gradually getting more contemporary

Keep your Glenn Close but your Miroslav Klose

They'll grow out of it in 6, 7 years

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Depends entirely on the recipient, but more likely to forget.

Although the ones that other people have sent me that I haven't replied to are the ones I will absolutely forget about until that someone pass-agg reminds me.

"Do it trun on" is amazing 🤣

I always appreciate how you will occasionally remark that you have no idea if you're pronouncing a creator's name right, but it never occurred to me at any point (or to you, clearly) that Cowles might not rhyme with owls.

Craft Supplies for Park Slope Women's Shelter The Park Slope Women's Shelter serves unhoused women with mental health and/or substance-use disorder diagnoses in NYC. Due to an incident this past year, the shelter is attempting to rebuild and re...

Struggling with feeling helpless? Want to fix something, but not sure where to start?

Here's a thing you can do RIGHT NOW: Help me get the arts and crafts room up and running again at a shelter for women with mental health and substance-use diagnoses:

www.thingstogetme.com/2169641a9c163

Staying with Sheffield, that city’s housing stock comprises 229,928 houses, on average costing £223,400 ($315,262). If, hypothetically, every single house in Sheffield went on sale at once, Jeff Bezos could afford to buy the lot for 2.4x their market rate.

hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?

Only one entity for the job

Eventually climate change will force the Winter Olympics to become all the usual track and field events except it's pissing down with rain.

"You have a phishing course"

Give a man a phish he's lost his password. Teach a man to phish he has all the passwords.

I have no words to describe how I feel about people that steal dictionaries

Begging Sony to bring the Uncharted 1-3 Collection to Steam so that I can finally retire my PS4

Kind of astonished how well Mew-Genics is doing given that it's spent the last 15 years giving every indication of being vaporware and that at no point during that time did it ever sound like a game that anyone would want to play, but fair play to them

Not sure if the correct response to this sign is "Well that's told them!" or "That's reassuring and helpful to know", but either way I'm off for a dip, brb

Big respect to @todoist.com - got a receipt for $35 annual sub to their app that I bought in 2022 and then forgot about. Not only could I cancel in one click, but I got a full refund instead of being tied to another 12 months of a service I never use. Finally, an ADHD friendly cancellation policy!

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Or like they've trodden on a facehugger off of Aliens.

Arguably "Damon from Brookside" still more famous than at least two of those.