David French

Spare us the fake outrage.

History always has a lesson.

This is Bruschi. He's 14 and has flagged down this ice cream truck every week for the past decade. Firmly believes a weekly cone is the secret to a long, happy life. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

It's funny, when I see pictures of Alan and Mark Goodman, it doesn't mesh with the voices I remember from the MTV days. They sound the same. But I think "Who are these old guys?" 😄

This is Frank. He is the perfect example of why golden retrievers don't make good guard dogs. But they make wonderful welcome committees. 13/10 (TT: accordingtobelieve)

a beautiful photo of two golden retrievers in front of a snowy mountainscape and lake. the blond dog has wrapped their two front legs around the red dog in a hug. the red dog has recently had his front right leg amputated due to cancer, and his fur is growing back in that area. this doesn’t bother him at all, as we can tell from the gentle smile on his face, his eyes closed.

This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki)

Longdog is loooooooooooooo (tree) oooooooong

a reddish brown vizsla sits on a woodgrain kitchen floor and looks up at the camera with very wide gold eyes. her upper lip is curled up and in on itself, revealing a little row of half a dozen teeth. her large triangular ears frame her expression perfectly.

This is Gemma. She is the real-life version of this emoji: 😬 12/10

The Young Muskrat knows what's up. He's heard his dad talk.

Young AEIOUsometimesY Muskrat has heard his dad talk. He has heard his dad say they would do whatever they wanted.

Ahhh, young AEIOUsometimesY Muskrat, picking his nose, wondering who the stinky old man is.

Yep. Lord Dampnut now has to have Elongated Muskrat there when he signs executive orders. Even the young Muskrat, AEIOUsometimesY, is looking at Lord Dampnut like he's expendable.

I suggested an idea to Google Maps, to not bend the knee to Lord Dampnut

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Well, adding this to my vocabulary.

I wonder if Marco Rubio remembers saying this...

He's not a Trumper, but he is a Republican. Vote suppression is part of the playbook.

Member of Elon Musk's DOGE team resigns after racist posts resurface Marko Elez had recently been given special access by a federal judge to highly sensitive payment systems in the Department of Treasury.

Oh, you don't say...

www.npr.org/2025/02/06/n...

Unsurprising. He is trying to rid the government of anybody who dares to be critical of him.

White House opens funding spigot for DOGE expenses - Roll Call Nearly $7 million over the past week has gone to cover the Elon Musk-led Department of Government Efficiency’s expenses.

Meanwhile... we the people have spent 7 million dollars on Elon and his stooges for a weeks worth of "work". Make it make sense. rollcall.com/2025/02/04/w...

A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money.

Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

#RebelAllianceForever

Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing