Plaid the Inhaler

I did a rewatch last summer and it was definitely an adventure.

The scenes with “Help find a cure for autism” sings in the background……

It’s a dangerous world right now. All we can do is make the people around us feel safe. But that’s doing a lot.

Screenshot of Startribune article with the headline: Counterprotestors prevented Jake Lang from burning Qur'an. "Right wing influencer Jake Lang planned to burn a Quy'an outside Minneapolis City Hall at 1pm as part of his anti-Islam rally, but counterprotestors said they were not planning to let him do that."

If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

A white Chevy Equinox with “Timinem” on license plate

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy

Merry Christmas, everyone

Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk

Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...

"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."

My kitten has already knocked over my menorah (et out decoratively, but not yet to be put into use). All housemates have agreed that a tree would be a bad idea and the candles will need to be 100% supervised.

Not even fire would deter this beast.

Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph.

Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?

Me: *gives new number without thinking*

My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.

Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...

(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)

LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?

RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie

One of these days I’ll have the time and money to do this. I promise!

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers, standing in a forest at night and looking over at Buttons out of frame with a polite smile

day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

This is going to be the worst birthday weekend ever. I fucking hate this country.

America is so fucking stupid. I just want the meds that keep me from going off of the deep end.

Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.

I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.

I did a recent re-read of A Prayer for Owen Meanie and it would make such a good single season show.

How do i stream Hoff Roading without a VPN? Asking all my #ofmd friends.

You live under Stede?!

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

Will not be accepting puns or comments about The Color Purple. That does not apply here.

Did we ration purple during Vietnam?
Was there a global shortage of purple at some point? I want answers.

I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple.

Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?

Was purple not available in 1960?

a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .

I got a job, a kitten AND a mattress.

It’s the berries!

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

First day of my new job went splendidly. I so excited to be working for a non-profit that brings solutions to houselessness to the table.

Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand, but the Five Thousand Are Gluten Free No, of course we appreciate the gesture. It’s just that, well, this menu is a little inconsiderate. Sure, all these loaves of bread, that’s very im...

"We’ve been really into kefir lately. Why don’t you conjure up some local honey to pair with our kefir? Or, for a real miracle, you could make gluten-free pizza that actually tastes good."

He has a PhD in Meowology.

Obviously, a big shoutout to his namesake @david-jenkins.bsky.social

Everyone, this is Dr. Jenkins.

Dr. Jenkins, this is everyone.

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