Mark Fujimoto

Mid life crisis everyday all day long

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Inktober 2025 day 12: Shredded. An ink drawing of two biscuits of shredded wheat, consisting mostly of sketchy lines. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 12: Shredded wheat! (No, not hay bales. No, not cocoons, either. No, not— Okay, it could be a lot of things, but I say it's shredded wheat, dang it.) #Shredded #Inktober #Inktober2025

Inktober 2025 day 11: Sting. An ink drawing of Bilbo Baggins wielding the Elven short-sword he named Sting, from the 1977 Rankin/Bass animated adaptation of Tolkien's The Hobbit.

Day 11: Let's see how old everyone is 😈 #Sting #Inktober #Inktober2025 #TheHobbit

Inktober 2025 day 10: Sweep. An ink drawing of a stylized person holding a broom and sweeping the floor. Several dust bunnies look on. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 10: Yes, it's a fellow sweeping up dust bunnies…it's Friday, I'm tired 😅 #Sweep #Inktober #Inktober2025

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Inktober 2025 day 9: Heavy. An ink drawing of a creature that most likely resembles a long-necked dinosaur. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 9: Is it a dinosaur? Is it a long-necked hippo? I DON'T KNOW 😝 But for sure, it's #HEAVY 🦕🦛 #Inktober #Inktober2025

Inktober 2025 day 8: Reckless. An ink drawing of a blindfolded man juggling three knives. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 8: Whew, got this one in just under the wire…talk about #reckless 😅 #Inktober #Inktober2025

a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.

This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)

Inktober 2025 day 7: Starfish. An ink drawing of the DC Comics supervillain Starro the Conqueror, featured in the movie "The Suicide Squad", menacing fleeing civilians. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 7: Okay, yes, it's #Starro, I dunno why that's the first thing I thought of today 😝 #Starfish #Inktober #Inktober2025 #SuicideSquad

Inktober 2025 day 6: Pierce. An ink drawing of a spear, which may bear a passing resemblance to the Guardian's Swordspear from the video game Elden Ring. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 6: I kinda ran out of time today, so here is a quick spear, which of course in all manner of RPGs does piercing damage 🗡️ An #EldenRing geek might notice this is lightly based on the Guardian's Swordspear 😬 #Pierce #Inktober #Inktober2025

a golden retriever stands between two bars in a baby gate, with his fluffy blond fur puffing out on either side. they say you can’t be two places at once, but this guy might have accidentally cracked the code.

a more overhead view of the golden puppy in the middle of the baby gate. he found the slightly wider slot between the first bar and the wall. his fluff obscures part of the bar, and his tail tilts downward in resignation.

another shot of Bear in his gate predicament. he’s closing his eyes as he tries to accept that he’s found himself here once more, and he seems to be avoiding asking for help.

This is Bear. He got stuck in the gate for the third time this week. Can't believe this keeps happening. Still 12/10 (IG: howdytherebear)

Inktober 2025 day 5: Deer. An ink drawing of a deer, in a somewhat simplified fashion that slightly resembles a dog more than a deer. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 5: I'M SO SORRY it just looks like a dog with hooves 😅😅😅 #Deer #Inktober #Inktober2025

Inktober 2025 day 4: Murky. An ink drawing of a dark place, with hints of sinister creatures in the gloom. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

A short transcript of gameplay from the Infocom text adventure, Zork. Attic Score: 15 >e Behind House You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar. ›open window With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry. ›enter house Kitchen You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open. On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers. A bottle is sitting on the table. The glass bottle contains: A quantity of water >get sack and bottle brown sack: Taken. glass bottle: Taken. ›open sack Opening the brown sack reveals a lunch, and a clove of garlic. >up You have moved into a dark place. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Day 4: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. #Murky #Inktober #Inktober2025 #Infocom #Zork

Inktober 2025 day 3: Crown. An ink drawing of a crown flower, which host Monarch butterflies here in Hawaii, with a caterpillar on an attached leaf. An Angry Sheltie figurine props up the paper the drawing is on.

Day 3: Maybe trying to do a #crown flower was more labor-intensive than an actual crown, but just lean into the skid, I guess 😅 Of course you get a Monarch butterfly caterpillar alongside. Oh, don't mind the Angry Sheltie, he's helping prop up the paper 🐶 #Inktober #Inktober2025

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Inktober 2025 day 2: Weave. An ink drawing of a Star Trek Constitution-class starship caught in a Tholian energy web.

Day 2: I don't know if it was ever explicitly said that the Tholians #weave their energy web, but here you go anyway 😬 #Inktober #Inktober2025 #StarTrek

Inktober 2025 day 1: Mustache. An ink drawing of the Pringles logo with his mustache flying away.

Day 1… So I dunno if I'm going to end up keeping up with this, but I will at least start it 😅 #Mustache #Inktober #Inktober2025 #Pringles

Yeah, just one one paw…he had a small wound that was mostly healed, but he would keep licking at it!

This is Annie. She is a dental therapy dog. Her job is to help patients experiencing anxiety by providing emotional support. While dentists go through years of schooling to treat patients Annie is able to lower their blood pressure and reduce anxiety just by being there. 14/10 (TT: funny.bunny9215)

Bailey, a Shetland Sheepdog, gives me the side eye while taking yet another photo.

Where have I been? Why didn’t I post any pics of Bailey while he was staying over? I HAVE NO IDEA 😅 So please enjoy Mr. Bailey giving me the side eye 👀 #Sheltie #ShetlandSheepdog #シェルティ #シェットランドシープドッグ #BaileyTheDog

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Bailey, a Shetland Sheepdog, waits patiently to enter the house.

HE’S BACK!!! 😊🐶😊🐶😊
#Sheltie #ShetlandSheepdog #シェルティ #シェットランドシープドッグ #BaileyTheDog

An arrangement of four Cup Noodles containers, flavors include Breakfast (maple syrup, pancakes, sausage, and egg), Everything Bagel with cream cheese, Campfire S'mores, and Dill Pickle.

Another one to add to the collection 😄 #CupNoodle #Breakfast #EverythingBagel #CampfireSmores #DillPickle

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Thank you!! The first wave was projected to arrive a few minutes ago, but so far we haven’t seen anything 🤞🏼

Been watching the news all afternoon and evening about the imminent tsunami…it’s a little like an election night, where they talk about the same things over and over until something new comes in

Yup, I see you found the Walmart link…that’s where I got it! 😊

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You can find them at Walmart, but it’s hit or miss here in Hawaii, so I order it from them when I hear about it! 😄

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