Thunder Cunt

Small bird with it's mouth wide open looking shocked

My face when someone tells me harsh but true

This is Cake. He likes feet.

A crab sprawled on its back post molt

Me after taking off my pants after a long day

The important part of the White House demolition story is who is paying for it:

Apple
Amazon
Comcast
Google
HP
Meta
Micron
Microsoft
Palintir
T-Mobile

Remember this when you consider switching hosts, devices, carriers, or platforms.

A painting with rows and rows of cassette tapes covered in dripped paint.

Training a new employee who's in her early 20s and she said "I like this art piece! It looks like abstract Legos!"

Rage springs eternal

A hat trick of failure

People tell themselves that history rhymes so that they can justify not understanding it since they are too illiterate to understand a metaphor about trees much less the cyclical nature of human-kind's mistakes.

YouTube video by Candyrunner "There Will Come Soft Rains" - Budet Laskovyj Dozhd

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I am interested in having a not phone in my pocket. My phone is a glorified note taking machine that allows me to check social media and get texts sometimes

What were you using before? Dvorak? Colemac? something else?

Pepe the prawn with the caption: When someone asks how many siblings I have.

Second picture, Pepe zoomed in. Me deciding if leave out a major plot line or trauma dump.

Bright orange Audi with rear passenger tire well over the curb and the front tire balanced on the curb.

Sick parking job bro

Not the post apocalyptic drop I imagined but sure. It beats khaki.

Inflatable Costumes & Ride On Morph Fancy Dress Outfit share.google/E6e46qXVVheo...

Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley performing "Breaking up" playing the cowbell and singing

@rilokileyofficial.bsky.social I'm going to all of your shows in Tx😍 it was great seeing you in Dallas!! Just the right amount of cowbell

Dolly Parton is the only person I would pray for, and the only person whose prayers I would accept.

I would say read the bill then, but if you read as well as you type then don't bother.

Me too. I thought I was having a stroke.

commit exactly one heinous crime that haunts you for the rest of your days. never tell a soul. this will allow you to look brooding and mysterious when you sit alone at a bar table in the wee hours of the morning.

Emailed coupon from Michael's craft store. Reads as follows' This week's bonus rewards Earn $0 in rewards when you spend $0 or more on your next purchase VALID undefined undefined/NaN/Nan - undefined undefined/NaN/NaN Shop now

Are we in a recession?

Thank you, I was starting to doubt ourselves.

saw Lucy Dacus in her hometown of Richmond VA last night.

A map of parts of the body showing the pain of honey bee stings to 25 locations on the human body on a scale of 1 to 10 as determined by Cornell University graduate student Michael Smith. Skull 2.5 Behind ear 5.3 Nostril 9 Cheek 7 Upper lip 8.7 Back of neck 5.3 Under arm 7 Nipple 6.8 Back upper arm 2.3 Abdomen 6.7 Lower back 4.0 Top of forearm 5 Wrist 4.7 Palm 7 Top of hand 5.3 Penis shaft 7.5 Scrotum 7 Buttock 3.7 Upper thigh 4.7 Back of knee 5 Calf 3.7 Top of foot 6 Foot arch 5 Top of middle toe 2.3

How did you arrive at this conclusion, Michael?

Thank you for your quick and thorough reply 🙏

Is it true that 'con' in conman is short for conjecture?

As someone who largely believes perception is reality I am really fucking stressed and nervous by the shit I'm perceiving.

Crude drawing of a person sitting up in bed, drooling and looking at their hands.

Same person but now they are saying "morning"

Awake, but at what cost?

No one is perfect...but could you have least tried?

Why do you always take everything I say as a personal attack?

...I mean it is one, but why do you let it bother you?

Not me actively watching Hank Green live long enough to become the villain.