@failedst8.bsky.social
joy and pain loss and gain its all the same 🇬🇧
You knew my dick was small when you walked innnn
20.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wife told me its either her or cumtown podcast
20.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0loss and gain r the same
20.02.2026 08:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
The Jupiter and beyond the Infinite scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey, except the astronaut is Prince Andrew looking haunted after his arrest; the second picture is a psychedelic close up of an eye; the bottom picture is psychedelic lights flying at the screen
19.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Do not experience true love around me
19.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0can i hold a dollar #sheshed
19.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ending my life 😂
19.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
19.02.2026 10:13 — 👍 60 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
i wish there was a drug that you could take that completely removed your sexual attraction to people
19.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0vodka? finished it mate
19.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0à la "Corey in the House"
19.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the filibuster... to pass a bill?
19.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this time of year i start dreaming about dating again and i fucking hate it so much
19.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lure me into your car. See if i give a fuck
19.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jarlie F Kirkkedy
19.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Andrew Windsor is going directly to jail
19.02.2026 12:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0won't be impressed until he's extradited
19.02.2026 10:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
19.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 1231 🔁 387 💬 22 📌 14
Badly edited Matthew Stanger tweet from 2017 about Crystal Palace sacking Trevor Francis, except it now reads “According to Katamari Dumassy, when Police arrested Andrew on this day in 2026 "He just sat there quietly & said 'But it's my birthday!"
19.02.2026 10:33 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0guess who's drinking again 🤪🍻
19.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gay men shouldn't be allowed to have credit cards
19.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
some feller in a full latex suit nice pair of dunlops and a half life 2 cop mask
can't wait for corrie tonight.
19.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02dads 1cup
18.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mum i want a tinktonk dinner!!!
18.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i fucking hate being attracted to people literally fuck off
18.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0met someone at an lcd soundsystem/dance punk night in 'ackney ages ago. she ended up necking off with this manc i was winding up. but its been 4 months and im still thinking about her
18.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0drinking alcohol for no reason
18.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the sensation passes after 30 lashes 👍
18.02.2026 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![corbin @mystrongwife
It's called Broad daylight because women light up the world
[A photo of Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico) from The Sopranos]
2:51 AM • Aug 14, 2023](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdxyleg7p5qmi32htewphrbn/bafkreiexsiwvt6z5nz272kw2hq4xe5j6dq3n2m7vb2rcopsqvt4c5y6wza@jpeg)
corbin @mystrongwife It's called Broad daylight because women light up the world [A photo of Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico) from The Sopranos] 2:51 AM • Aug 14, 2023
one of my favorite posts
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