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blocking a bitch in every app in every universe

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be appreciated."

I hope im nothing more than a brick wall with schizophrenic words painted on it to u guys

Bluesky Account & Health

It has come to our attention that an account you control (failedst8 bsky social) is posting like a baby bitch who has totally failed to sort anything out by themselves, even though it exists in a world almost entirely constructed by other human beings

Am i going to tell you to fuck off because I dont want to be seen to need your help? Even though I desperately want it?

Guys can you see my cry for help. Do I even want you to help me. Am I going to feel like a fucking idiot for making you think you have to help me

I wanna throw up because it’ll make more sense than speaking

I wanna scream on the bus but i don’t want anyone to hear me

lot of ugly anger today

Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:

You dont even have to leave the house, you can do it all in your head!

The Fella Who Was Farting The Whole Way Through

Driving around in a little car could fix me

Quite a bodying, here, for the UK, from the Commissioner for Human Rights, Council of Europe.

🏮 He points out the Supreme Court ignored human rights (which breaches its legal obligations)
🏮 He says, in effect agreeing with Lucy Powell, Parliament should be involved...

rm.coe.int/letter-to-pa...

Thanksgiving is ruined. / Le jour de l'action de grâce est ruiné

TOUGH AS NAYLS 22 JOSH NAYLOR "I DON'T DO THOSE" - ON GETTING X-RAYS

up the fuckin mariners holy shit

a screengrab from the above video showing Starmer walking back to his position, back turned to the camera, head bowed

a screengrab from the end of the Blair Witch Project, with one of the protagonists facing a bare brick wall, back turned to the camera, head bowed

im.2fargone.lol

Going around saying homophobic slurs and then asserting my supposed right to utter them, except its for esoteric slurs like "shirt lifter"

frosty the snowman going im going i dont see no one i dont feel no one

It must feel so nice to be held, even if its in contempt

I'm literally fucking bought and paid for

now sarkozy is in jail can we do the same for tonty blair 🙏

Universities are not preparing students for real life (not pressing Reply All on a mass email)

Taking Headerall so i can gain the executive function to suck off guys

Motorola Yodaphone

a reminder that this "ceasefire" plan is in fact the annexation of over half of gaza and almost all of its arable land, alongside selling the remainder to Tony blair and private lobbyists.

it is a continued and active part of the systemic destruction of palestine and the genocide of its people