Josh Johnson

It was so difficult to explain to my wife why I cared about this.

@reckless.bsky.social in a very hipster coffee shop that I would definitely not expect to have a light up party speaker, but there it is.

weigh your… BANANAS

The planet is burning.
Tech CEOs: 🦗

AI server farms are overheating.
Tech CEOs: We will solve fusion.

Imagine trying to explain to Gen Z that hard cuts used to be bad and the advice was to avoid them when making videos at all costs.

With honor and integrity?

This is the best single sentence description of what it’s like to be a product manager that I’ve ever seen.

Insurance rep: What is the age of your roof?
Me: Not sure.
Rep: Guess. And remember, if you guess wrong, that’s insurance fraud.

My dad has Parkinson’s and dementia and lives in a Medicaid facility that will have its funding slashed because the fear factor host made men who drink a lot of protein scared of democrats.

Poured a little coffee into my plain Icelandic yogurt and saw god.

Assume everyone is using Granola in every meeting now. It runs locally on your Mac. No one else in the meeting knows it’s there but the person using it. You’re being recorded in every single work conversation, even when you think you aren’t. If you don’t want it recorded, don’t say it. 🤐🤫

I guess I just wasn’t made for these times.

Spend $100 on dog toys or just let one fly into the house.

This took six months. Honestly I’m stunned it lasted so long.

I bought a shirt with a V that’s like a centimeter deeper than I’m used to and I feel so exposed. I’m so sorry if you see me. I’m not normally like this.

Holy crap. I have been eating the wrong kind of quiche.

George took real shots from the original trilogy and covered them in CG. They should do the opposite to Rogue One. Drop CG Tarkin and Leia, use the original shots of the actors’ actual faces, and re-release the film as Rogue One Special Edition.

Better be

Barista put a heart on my wife’s mocha. Cool. Wait, what did he put on my latte?

Penpot looks cool. Never heard of this.

We found the space needle! Seattle is beautiful.

Castle in France

Castle in France

View of Paris street

France is ok.

Traveling is so eye opening. It’s like oh damn they got trees and grass in France too. Wild.

I can only assume murder happened here.

It’s interesting how many companies have figured out how to make HTML emails look beautiful on mobile, but haven’t yet cracked how to make the bottom area with the unsubscribe link mobile-friendly. I’m sure the best computer scientists are working on it.

Blessed is she who sells sea shells by the sea shore.

is this where you post blue sky pics

They did but it’s really weird that they called it John Wick 3.

@hankgreen.bsky.social is coffee really a kind of tea? Your chai tea video had me nodding until you said that. Coffee and tea are distinct plants, no?

There are lies, damned lies, and product roadmaps.