Hannah

Panel 1: A nun in traditional nun garb has her hands in praying position in front of Shen. She says "God has a plan for ALL of us, my child. Even YOU." Panel 2: Shen is sort of 'pogging' at her, clearly pleasantly surprised and excited by what she said. Panel 3: Shen looks up at the sky, his eyes full of wonder, surrounded by sparkles. Beams of light shine through the clouds above. Panel 4: God is up there with his fingers rested on his head, his tongue out, and a big sweat drop, as if to say "oopsie".

I think the country would actually collapse first.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

I really don't want Vance to become President, he might actually be able to pull of a self-coup.

Good new, Liz Cheney is fatherless.

Has to be false to be slander

a man in a red robe says " this is getting out of hand " ALT: a man in a red robe says " this is getting out of hand "

Recent Nanotyrannus news

"No leave again!!!"

Thankfully we're not in a massive global economic bubble...

Those are ICE stuff right? That's unfortunately easy to answer if so.

One of the things that I feel should've been a major part of Baldur's gate 3 but isn't, is the Githzerai.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Then he's definitely a terrible person.

Getting it as a drunken mistake is believable, not knowing what it is when you call yourself a history buff not so much, certainly not for 16 years.

...Just wow

What's come out about him?

Milo *fakes being straight for religious reasons*

G-d "here, have a brain tumour"

Oh this would be great, annoy all the right people.

Other hobby’s need to get on this level of delusion. I want to see a stamp collector talk about how dealing with paper cuts turned them into the modern Achilles

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today.

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3.

ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair.

CHOTINER: Oh?

ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count.

CHOTINER: I see.

the best outfit is thigh highs and a g-string and nothing else ~
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//reblog this and I'll send mental vibes that makes it feel like it's me jerking you off tonight hehe//

Republican candidates in doomed districts are always a treat

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

It's weird to think any state has the right to be an ethnic or religious state.

Tweet from Adrian Bott @Cavalorn 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳

thanos from avengers infinity war is shown with the word impossible behind him ALT: thanos from avengers infinity war is shown with the word impossible behind him

The Gerontocracy:

Wow a libertarian pretending guys in their 30s are teenagers, normally it’s the other way around