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@mikeflu.bsky.social

Animal lover, Policy Wonk, way-too-old gamer, golfer when my legs cooperate, occasional philosphizer. Childless cat dad.

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Mexico will pay for the wall all over again.

17.11.2025 06:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It could be the most intriguing matchup in the history of the game. If Collinsworth is on the mic I’d rather watch paint dry. He must have serious dirt on someone high up at NBC to keep his job. The most annoying, ignorant blowhard in the history of sports broadcasting.

17.11.2025 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably shouldn’t have had him killed, then.

15.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I recommend it at least once. It’s not that difficult, but a little time consuming and totally worth it.

14.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you make your gnocchi from scratch?

14.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The fuel efficiency below about 20k feet is horrible.

10.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not nearly enough.

08.11.2025 12:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It could be the best matchup in NFL history, but if Collinsworth is calling the game I won’t tune in. There’s never been a more annoying, idiotic blowhard in sports broadcasting. He must have some serious dirt on someone high up in NBC to keep his job for so long.

03.11.2025 11:07 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sooooo many of them could be Weird Little Guys subjects.

15.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rolling Fuck vibes…

08.10.2025 11:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just had some in the hospital with my knee replacement last week. It was wonderful.

13.09.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They should arrest them and throw them in a swamp with no access to legal representation.

06.09.2025 09:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This could have all been avoided if we had properly punished the confederacy.

06.09.2025 09:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI is a scam.

01.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a single mention of Kyle Konrady’s school record 63-yarder on ANY ESPN CFB show was a travesty.

01.09.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t burn the flag, fuck that thing!

01.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

13 A does not unconditionally prohibit slavery.

20.08.2025 13:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No apology necessary. He did steal a helicopter once. He landed it in Johnny Cash’s yard to deliver his demo of Sunday Morning Coming Down, though. It worked!

17.08.2025 12:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kristopherson was never in combat. He was stationed in Germany, volunteered to go to Vietnam, but was not sent there. He was offered a teaching position at West Point, but resigned his commission instead.

17.08.2025 04:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep. It was Tina Fey. “I can see Russia from my house!”

16.08.2025 23:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even AI punches down, like the shitheads who create it.

12.08.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s definitely good for poisoning dumbfucks, too.

10.08.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s probably the only person who hung out with Epstein/Maxwell more than Trump.

03.08.2025 20:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Republicans are the school shooter. Democrats are the Uvalde PD. All of us are the terrified kids hiding in closets, waiting for the inevitable.

03.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Staking is an instaban. Creep.

29.07.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck are you babbling about? No one mentioned politics. GTFOHWTBS.

29.07.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was pro-life. Died anyway. What a hypocrite.

23.07.2025 02:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There was a court filing that said he had 14 phone numbers for Trump in his cellphone.

14.07.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kinda like Putin trying to “De-Nazify” Ukraine.

10.07.2025 13:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love how he fails to mention that tips will go to the employer after they’re made exempt from taxes. Another way to shift wealth even more to the already wealthy and give them another tax cut at the same time.

26.06.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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