ugly bastard

I got sucked off by the future president of the United States and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

A ★★★★★ review of Parasite (2019) post-AFC/IMF when my family lost everything we lived like them for a short time: cockroaches scurrying when we turned on the lights, eating junk food for dinner sometimes. my dad from an hour away whe...

watched parasite.

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women have for years made fun of me using the number 5 followed by 6. this is not a new phenomenon.

remember when biden promised us 2000 dollar checks for the pandemic then it was 400 because trump gave us 1600 and then they kind of just told us to keep filing for unemployment and then nobody talked about it after

donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and is covering his ear with his hand . ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and is covering his ear with his hand .

my reaction to this information

please bring back card show and the card board

is this good

i didn't want to say anything about the people dancing or doing yoga in front of the ICE detention center because i got too mad but after sitting on the issue for a while if you think that was actually accomplishing anything that wasn't a direct insult to the detainees you should [HAVE A NICE DAY]

james will never know the joys of dancing to the han solo song

broke: ds2 is garbage [3:12:55]
woke: here are all the things i enjoy and not enjoy about ds2 [7:41:23]
bespoke: bloodborne is the best soulsborne game and runner-up is armored core 6.

black katana in ds2 turned me into a dexbuild pervert

costco food court menu in the american century of humiliation

if writing these kinds of articles actually did anything to the average christian conservative i'd have been a citizen in 2017.

i mean all you did was prove my points correct and keep responding to me so yeah it does seem like you do care. still waiting for you to do the math on why 25k plus tax and fees is closer to 20k than 17k btw.

this is not the own you think it is. you paid 17k for your car which is closer to 20k than the 25k you posted that didn't even include tax.

did you really think "instantly voiding your warranty if you even think about changing your own oil" is like an actual fact based statement and not a comedic exaggeration of the modern day anti-consumer practices? you're welcome to defend billion dollar corps but at least roll with the irony here.

base model 2025 sedans costing closer to 30k including tax instead of 20k like in the past is about the only thing i did not exaggerate for effect but feel free to project your insecurities.

people tend to strawman comments when there is no actual good retort to be had. they still think they live in 2008 which honestly explains so much about their outlook of the world and politics.

ignoring the 18k msrp hint to just strawman my argument for cars in the 80s instead of the 2010s. if you ignore the finer points of an argument and strawman you will never win an election!

tell us you know nothing about exaggeration for effect without telling us.

i wasn't even born in the 1980s why the fuck would i even talk about cars from back then? be for fucking real.

do you think i would use cars from before the fall of the berlin wall as an example of good cars or are you being intentionally obtuse to not include cars from, say, 2010? this is a rhetorical question.

do you know what the word "now" means in the sentence "cars are much better now"

i have no clue what car he owns for him to think cars are better now unless he specifically means EPA standardized fuel efficiency that can be easily cheated

"cars are much better now" and it's a 30k dollar (used to be 18k!) planned obsolescence piece of fucking shit that will instantly void your warranty if you even think about changing your own oil on it

it's really easy tbh i wish they did this for infinite wealth instead of the fucking 12 hour copypaste of animal crossing

took 2 claritin 24 hour instead of 1

why are i-frames locked behind skill points in a game with lingering hitboxes? why does the enemy do massive fuck you damage if their weapon pixel touches you in a bit of fabric but your halberd has 3 separate hitboxes where the smallest 5% portion does the actual stated damage?

why did fromsoft decide to make healing in boss fights impossible? why did fromsoft decide to 3 layer punish dying in a boss fight with: lowered max hp, insane runbacks, and a gauntlet of bs trash mobs guarding the runback? why did they lock leveling up behind one npc with 4 dialogue line preamble?

out of all the fromsoft games i played so far ds2 is the one that has the biggest pendulum swing of "this is fucking impossible dogshit who thought this was a good idea???" to "okay this wasn't too bad this is nice"