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Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.

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Excellent news.

05.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13786    πŸ” 4306    πŸ’¬ 822    πŸ“Œ 561

Good on you. Don't be bummed. There's no law against resubscribing later.

05.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a follow

05.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

05.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 25471    πŸ” 3710    πŸ’¬ 1493    πŸ“Œ 828

In my opinion these people are the real heroes of the resistance to ICE. There’s no credit, no one can talk about their work (because they directly contact vulnerable families). It’s expensive and dreary and neverending. ICE follows them around. But they refuse to abandon their neighbors

04.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1476    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

Exactly, which is why Will was right to keep filming.

05.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my objection is logical: how can a group believe they can take over a whole-ass nation when they don't believe they can take over one of the two dominant political parties that is/should be primed with sympathizers

04.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post

04.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8202    πŸ” 2375    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 88

i suppose it’s fitting that the model the billionaires have in mind when they want to destroy a journalistic institution and make it a reactionary slop machine is The Free Press

04.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2978    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11

They think being anti-fascist is bad.

03.02.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

Or authors.

04.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean he's doing fine. He doesn't need WaPo as a profit center.

04.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is today your first day on the internet brian

04.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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> @governor.ny.gov

04.02.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18112    πŸ” 3911    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 218

There shouldn't be billionaires. It's like Adam Smith's Invisible Hand only one person gets a hand the size of an Earth-destroying asteroid.

04.02.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three rules in FBI firearm training:

1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot

Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like

03.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16503    πŸ” 6063    πŸ’¬ 720    πŸ“Œ 284

it means that the ultra wealthy are the enemy of the people

04.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my objection is logical: how can a group believe they can take over a whole-ass nation when they don't believe they can take over one of the two dominant political parties that is/should be primed with sympathizers

04.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

when I hit "the authoritarian system called 'democracy'" in any text stream that's a window-closing event for me, whatever else that person might have to say, I sure am not here for it

04.02.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not like there's a cheat code on page 482 of The Rise and Fall

this isn't me saying you're wrong, I'm just not sure how being more aware of the historical similarities has made me better off, if anything it's more frustrating and depressing

04.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok you read about Weimar Germany, me too, now having read about it are you able to meaningfully change or stop what's happening? Me neither.

04.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good time to reup this post from last month.

03.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9530    πŸ” 2360    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 64

Ok but let's all agree the property destroyers are automatically and categorically not on our side and they deserve to be filmed and shamed and ostracized.

04.02.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/real...

04.02.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I stand corrected. Four out of 5 Democrats want to abolish ICE.

Any elected Dem asking for less is outside the mainstream of their party.

03.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1312    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 22

74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.

Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.

03.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6341    πŸ” 1439    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 83

A guy with a decade of training is holding his phone in one hand while shooting a woman in the face with the other and you think the solution is to give him another camera?!

Whaddya think he needs more camera angles for his socials?

A free hand so he can aim at the face better?

04.02.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actually it's easier to flunk the cop test for being too smart

04.02.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe how stupid everything is. I just hate the stupidity.

03.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8230    πŸ” 795    πŸ’¬ 428    πŸ“Œ 63

These people are terrorists. Full stop.

04.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8329    πŸ” 2428    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 85

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