lunch lord dirtside

i mean yes obviously. i'm just considering the legal angle here.

"wraith squadron" i knew i liked the cut of your jib

yub yub, commander

final sequence is gangbusters but that doesn't redeem the movie as a whole. "Andor" manages to retroactively make it more of a fitting cap to cassian's story, but it can't do anything about jyn's boring ass. end/

main problem with RO is that the movie never makes us care about the characters; some (jyn, cassian) are boring, and the various parts of the team don't mesh narratively, and Saw's entire sequence is misshapen weridness that left everyone baffled. 1/

yeah incompatibility is interesting, could argue that serving in the military (executive branch) and congress (legislative) conflict. no idea which one would take precedence but i would imagine "the current one". silly for military to be able to remove someone from congress by recalling.

Faux emergencies declared on Faux News. How appropriate. :)

figuratively making biscuits, of course

No. I am your father, Charlie Brown.

And I. Am. Charlie Brown. *snap*

with ANSI-standard chili on top

this is what's known as "solving the wrong problem"

Wilhoit's Law remains undefeated

my headcanon is that Albie Duncan was Deep Throat

so, like, a magic... gathering?

me, age 6: computers are fucking awesome
me, ages 6-17: i'ma be a programmer
me, age 21: *graduates with CS degree*
me, ages 21-now: *is programmer*

~fin~

i'm pleased to say i managed to resist the siren's call, letting my imagination do the work of what could possibly have been written to elicit such revulsion

also fuck those people

*journalists* should, yes. the zz's aren't journalists

it can be yes

"Kennedy said we should throw our children into the Torment Nexus. Some scientists say this might be harmful."

it would be hilarious beyond belief if Trump sucking up to Mamdani was what finally and irretrievably broke MAGA

it really upsets me that i and everyone else know exactly what you're talking about, despite there being zero details referencing what it is

i can also imagine future historians stumbling across this and writing entire dissertations guessing at it

i thought Dua Lipa was a stage name until like a month ago

well, there's always the Kabas Directive:

Judge Oldham is a bitch

free booze?

The Waluitzer Prize

a couple of weeks near the end of 2017, i think

I'm as real as the grand jury which returned the Comey indictment

...wait

thanks, that's what i was going for