@timjarvis.bsky.social
Software Engineer, Motorbike enthusiast, Golfer.
This soap opera always has storylines that were a little unrealistic. But now it's devolving into a comedy.
06.06.2025 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's April fools day tomorrow.
I think I will just avoid all news out of the US because It will be impossible for me to assess prank from real news.
the onion used to be satire, now just reporting the news.
25.03.2025 22:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Almost all fictional super-villians see empathy as a weakness, in the fiction they are always proved wrong.
07.03.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haha
19.02.2025 10:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"most people follow me here because I post a lot, am occasionally funny, and have pretty cats."
bingo ;-)
selecting new fridge from many options - 2 hours
getting fridge delivered - 3 hour window
removing packing tape from fridge - 175+ hours
lol, I read that as paranormal for a second, don't know why.
11.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We definitely need a laugh emoji on this site.
05.02.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And...it's only January - you can make it 20/20 :)
Soothes my OCD
Such a beautiful girl.
20.01.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't think I ever use my right shift key.
19.12.2024 06:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, the AWS portal seems to have made a minor change to the UI - rounded corners on their rectangles, such a minor thing, yet it now somehow feels "friendlier and more approachable" - cool trick.
16.12.2024 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hahaha - omg, why is this making me laugh so much.
fuck you halloumi, you delicious sneaky bastard.
I have 214.6K followers, and I figure at least some of them are looking to gift books this holiday season, so:
HEY AUTHORS OF BLUESKY: In the comments to this post, tell us (briefly!) about your most recent book, and put in a link to where people can learn more and/or buy the book in question.
Go!
I never considered that there might be a WhatsApp or Messenger group of Nobel Prize winners
10.12.2024 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0haha, that math does not work
02.12.2024 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0haha - omg, I had a jumper exactly like that in 85
02.12.2024 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Connections
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Dear @nytimes.com, just wanting to let you know, non Americans also sometimes play your puzzles, when your answers are this specific to the US we have no chance.
High schoolers (and parents and teachers of High Schoolers!) Your teen could win a 1 on 1 call with the Creator of Python *or* the creator of C# and TypeScript! highseas.hackclub.com Please share!
26.11.2024 23:26 — 👍 128 🔁 50 💬 7 📌 2As I get older and also having a family history of Alzheimer's - I start every day now with a few puzzles, 3 of them from The New York Times and another. Usually takes about the time to drink 1 cup of coffee.
A strange side effect has been, I find it easier to hit the ground running in my work
