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‘Giddy up gorgeous, and ride out of my mind.‘ 🎶🎶

for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

War with Venezuela, eh? Hope the bad guys lose.

They should do MyChart Wrapped

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

I feel like pillowcase is one word…

If pillow cases at the White House aren’t absolutely obliterated by whatever tf dude puts on his face (and not his ears*), he must have an industrial strength remover or micellar water

*got a little on just one earlobe in his video whining about Somalians in MN.

We wanted to understand why so many young liberal New Yorkers love Zohran Mamdani. So we talked to three reactionary Free Press contributors at a yoga studio in Los Angeles.

Fun Fact: No Child Left Behind applies to the first two years of undergraduate education at the University of Oklahoma.

Free Dabo

Also, there is 0 reason for us to have faith that OU will do the right thing when the governor is pressuring the university’s admin.

I am very tired of the right.

“The Oklahoma TA got free time off”

This is not even the point- do you think she wanted that? The paper didn’t respond to the prompt and was written like a 7th grader regurgitating a bad sermon. Religious people terrorize others for existing. And dumbdumb will be rewarded for it.

The internet gave fame to a lady who didn’t like to shower. Amazing.

He captured Harper’s Ferry, with his nineteen men so few,
And frightened "Old Virginny" till she trembled thru and thru;
They hung him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew,
But his soul is marching on.

💔

Hope Aetna’s ready.

In 2026, do we all get health insurance to pay for 4 “preventative” MRIs, or is that only for extremely healthy US presidents?

I don't really give a shit about ND over Miami or vice versa, but the ACC needs to ditch our weird little non-football thing with ND.

We will not remotely miss them in basketball and I don't think it helps now in the mega conference world

Bruh I don’t even work in academia and this OU thing has been pissing me off all day.

Bitch.

Samantha Fulnecky is a hateful, shitty writer and appears to be stupid. Pick a struggle.

freedom of religion doesn't confer the right to not do homework.

I hope this email finds you unwell, Dr. Markham.

Good lord, she's running around having people read that? Is she too stupid to understand that she should be embarrassed to have even turned that mess in?
That would've been graded F in my _High School_ English course.

conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.

Sooo here's a little public records request I just made to the University of Oklahoma.

Not only is this the work of an undergraduate, but it’s not even from a freshman. WOW

Really hard not to see this whole thing as an effort to get a trans person fired from her TA job

Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough