Josh Elstro

Hell yeah.

I guarantee every one of those fox talking heads already lives in New Jersey.

[Boyz 2 Men - It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye (Type Beat)]

I got the demon and the Labubus just completely ignored me. So now I have e two demons and a fire Labubu.

Nice.

Maybe there’d be less cracks to repair with bubble gum if you hadn’t taken a sledge hammer to all the walls. 🤷‍♀️

Mom. Donny.

There. I solved this impossible riddle for you Jo Hin Mick Worth Uhr.

David Brooks’ postmodern critique of postmodernism is a meta-textual marvel!

By leaps and bounds, this is the most “dumb guy trying to sound smart” thing I’ve ever read in the hallowed NYT Opinion columns.

And that’s a tough competition pool to come out on top of.

The biggest issue for the left when it comes to Platner is the amount of impassioned emotional takes and infighting being whipped up over a guy 99.99999% of the country has never heard of or thought about.

Just proudly told my very offline wife I hit my first 1k post since switching to Bluesky by referencing the Zelda TV show.

Never have I received a more vacant stare.

I agree the bandwagon of defense for a guy who appeared out of nowhere 5 months ago is odd.

But the sentence right after you stopped highlighting is important context for the tone it appears he’s using in everything above. I take it that he’s regretful of his dumb younger self. Not that he’s proud.

I can’t unsee it.

Nothing says you’re clapping back from a place of security like inserting body shaming jokes about yourself when you have a public history with eating disorder and the person you’re critiquing has never mentioned your appearance.

It’s fun to look at this ai slop nazi propaganda and then remember what these guys actually look like. This isn’t what they (or america) looks like and far from loving america, this is an expression of severe self loathing bsky.app/profile/geof...

For a the left antisemitism is a few random powerless people who pop off with bad takes on social media.

For the right, it’s a core ideological belief of the administration that holds all of the power in the world.

No way!! Unfathomable!! Impossible!!

But they told me AI is the future of capitals natural growth.

I’m not sure she even knows the difference between a reporter and an opinion writer.

He’s not stupid. He’s purposefully lying to manufacture consent for his profit maximizing schemes.

Believe it or not, my memory goes all the way back to 2018 the first time they tried and failed miserably with this lie.

The president is taking comments from the guy who convinced a bunch of people that Hillary Clinton was drinking out of babies skulls in the basement of a pizza shop… and he’s telling him the people who tried to stop the actual Nazis we’re bad.

How do you teach this to kids in history class??

Steal a brain rot is Italian brain rot. Not a normal brain rot.

K-Pop Demon Hunters is now in Fortnite.

There’s admin abuse on Digup Brainrot.

Yeah. Juice this or whatever. It’s just facts.