bill people believe anything you put here esq

Aw you love to see it

*walks into cafe*
Me: Hey, can I have a sandwich?
Server: Yes, it comes with lettuce, tomato and dogshit.
Me: I don't WANT dogshit on my sandwich!
Server: My manager measures my performance based on how many dogshit sandwiches I sell, so if you don't want one, this conversation is not interesting.

I think I hadn't ever seen that posted with the original post so thank you

No Yanks on the thread!

Man what a disappointment you are.

I would feel this way regardless of who she is married to. Just not right.

I also don't think Bari Weiss's marriage should be legal but I feel the need to clarify that I literally only mean hers and not anyone else's

Wow so between 4 and homecoming huh

E would be too deep of a read tbh

i’m all for realism about the difficulty of day-to-day moderation on social media but it’s really a separate conversation from what should be done about high-profile bad actors, which if i’m remembering correctly is where the instant controversy started

I believe the magic spell is "I will never vote for newsom"

Living the dream

#Blessed

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Yes?

Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter: A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them. Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us

One of those men is a kaiju

Newsom should resign in disgrace.

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

sitewide discourse about whether or not spooky is a slur would fix us

At best this is the comms issue continuing

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN

Oh SHIT. Two birds with one stone and neither were for immigration. It was to hassle black folk and make a sizzle real about it and to help Wells Fargo out.

Fucking crazy shit.

lol it’s this guy

How did Gallego get to this first, holy shit

Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money. https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491 Quote Corey Walker @CoreyWriting · 16h The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

the haters said bsky would never make it. and they were correct. honestly great call by the haters

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.