AS Koi

when first learning museum cleaning techniques, i found a Least Weasel who had been unlucky with a car (poor dear). She became my first grade b clean job. Her awesome toofy skull adorned my desk in a diminutive bell jar for decades. Visitors often assumed i was joking when i said what she was...

are you safe?

on this team

RFK crop dusted bear gall bladder

Spray them w ye hose, Whack them with ye broadsheet

in MTG terms, this is a six green, one blue wall @darklament.bsky.social @themountaingoats.bsky.social

he's safe. He's a wall of meat. Worse than elk.

there has been many issues tonight, but Fish n Wildlife have been goading him back to the river

he's ruunnin' for the bear gall bladder

they come up the river after salmon

this one decided to take a food coma time out in the road

PS no Epstein Files pls *sad face*

In his lane. And yours. A sea lion sitting on a river road, leaves and rain surround him.

We have a sea lion problem.

(this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)

long vaporware lol

heh... thanks for explaining for the cis crowd

i've had it on mp3 to pull up during parties for years lol

i still use GameFAQs (but i'm "call the number on the box when you're stuck" years old lol)

When I first moved back to Seattle in the 90s they had a reputation of being a great company to work for whether or not their other corporate policies were sustainable or ethical. They couldn't even keep THAT up.

"Forsooth! I must find a bear's gall bladder whilst you aim their butthole towards the sun!"

i can't handle their burnt tasting coffee so that's easy enough :p

so we're all good to hurl food at people in body armor? Excellent.

paper copy of art zine "Scary Monsters & Sexy Creeps" by Coop

cleanly executed line art of a satanic mecha and the sexy sorceress who commands him... the quality devil stuff i expect from Coop!

Hell yeah I got Coop's art zine! Worth every penny. Want your own? check out: @artofcoop.bsky.social

note that this was the second most metal sea mammal moment i have witnessed in person (orca vs pelican at Dismal Nitch)

if you trade them cheap catfood or old beef jerkey from your passenger side door well, you might even get gifts in return. 10/10 stars. ChatGPT will not eat your mystery car meat.

Rama Duwaji! search her.

sorry. Lmk u need a crowd fund.

So. Friends of the elves. Ask a question you have always wanted to know.

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The first zine needs a column.

oh, heesa havva dead name?

where do you live where you don't get a free vax? Congrats, though!

not in my neighborhood... little too north