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Your friendly neighborhood computer scientist. Posts in context-free, strongly typed, language-agnostic intermediate representation. My corgis manage this account 🦊🍞

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a woman in a car with the words that one went right over your head above her Alt: a woman in a car with the words β€œthat one went right over your head” above her
07.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was such a strong precedent that they codified it!

07.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The world would be a better place if more people left their phones in the car and kept score.

06.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Write thank you notes.

I just read Nancy David Kho’s β€œThe Thank-You Project” and I am a better person for taking on her challenge. Giving gratitude and validation to your benefactors is an incredibly powerful gift for both parties.

06.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Definitely! And do load bearing exercises with good technique to avoid the knee pain in the first place (as well as a whole bunch of other issues caused by decreases in muscle mass and bone density as we age).

06.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

06.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4353    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 22

If it makes you feel better, the pricing was a mistake and it’s back up to $120.

06.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are zero cadets in that background (or even midshipmen, if you want to be pedantic)

06.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: the Taliban tried to unconditionally surrender in December 2001 at Kandahar, but the U.S. refused because the Taliban wouldn’t agree to turn over Bin Laden - they couldn’t, he had already left for Pakistan - and because Cheney realized continued war was too profitable.

06.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you please untag me from this at this point? Thanks.

06.10.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were a Democratic-voting member of the same wardroom as this ensign or JG, I would be seriously questioning my β€œship-shipmate-self” priorities right now.

And that’s why for as long as we’ve had an officer corps we had a rule demanding explicit nonpartisanship.

05.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You hear lots of stories of non-infantry Marines taking up rifles and becoming expedient light infantry through Corps history, as in β€œevery Marine a rifleman”. You don’t really hear about infantry jumping into tanks or spontaneously manning artillery batteries.

05.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Artillery as a form of warfare, versus Artillery Branch as a career choice? Because I knew a whole lot of disgruntled 13A in Afghanistan.

05.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See also USAFA grads going into the Strategic Wings (B-52s or Missileers) or really anything other than pilot.

05.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink dress is sitting in front of a microphone and says yes yes yes . Alt: a woman in a pink dress is sitting in front of a microphone and says yes yes yes .
04.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Portland bagpipe Vader

Portland bagpipe Vader

Imagine sending an airborne division after this guy

04.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3424    πŸ” 531    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 43

Do they not remember how much of a rock star Luigi looked when they gave him the SWAT team perp walk? The 18-35 woman demo was fanning themselves and asking for smelling salts as I recall.

04.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I’m sure some FIS has exploitable dirt on all of them already. But never interrupt your enemy while he is in the process of blundering.

04.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screen capture showing 4Patriots has an A+ Better Business Bureau rating

A screen capture showing 4Patriots has an A+ Better Business Bureau rating

A screen capture reading

β€œCustomer Complaint. Due to the volume of complaints filed against this business, BBB only publishes the details for 60% of the total complaints filed”

A screen capture reading β€œCustomer Complaint. Due to the volume of complaints filed against this business, BBB only publishes the details for 60% of the total complaints filed”

HUH?!?

04.10.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for sharing this. I intuitively felt that the deluge of texts was a scam β€” to the point where I stopped donating altogether, changed my phone number, and deleted the email I had used with Act Blue β€” but I had no idea how bad it was.

04.10.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Heard a therapist say β€œPeople who need therapy don’t come to us, their victims do” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Heard a therapist say β€œPeople who need therapy don’t come to us, their victims do” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

02.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 9

The nice thing about employee-owned businesses is that β€œsmall business” and β€œentrepreneurship” are already positively coded in the American conversation. The only part that’s unfamiliar is the profit going to employees instead of stockholders … and nearly every American is or was an employee.

03.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah you’re right. I didn’t see that was a retention device and not a derailleur in the front until I zoomed in.

03.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cross chaining in that glamor shot is *chef’s kiss*. Look at that poor short cage rear derailleur!

03.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cyber security *IS* warfighting, you idiot. Even the infantry goes into combat carrying network-connected laptops nowadays

03.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the academic CS conferences are going this direction and I can’t help but wonder who is enjoying this enough to make it the entire program?

I read a lot of AI slop as a PC reviewer, and it’s not enjoyable at all, let alone enjoyable enough to make 5 sessions of it in a three day conference.

02.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To me that’s what’s so insidious about Kavanaugh’s opinions: they seem so reasonable and moderate as long as you don’t observe any of the real world ramifications of said opinion.

02.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You say brutalized, I say β€œquestioning … [that] is typically brief, and those individuals may promptly go free after making clear to the immigration officers that they are U. S. citizens or otherwise legally in the United States … and maybe with some brutality as a treat”

02.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIllegal” modulo a SCOTUS shadow docket ruling

02.10.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is how it works though, just like how all the impoundment happened in the 18 blue states yesterday.

02.10.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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