@colematt.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood computer scientist. Posts in context-free, strongly typed, language-agnostic intermediate representation. My corgis manage this account π¦π
It was such a strong precedent that they codified it!
07.10.2025 13:54 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The world would be a better place if more people left their phones in the car and kept score.
06.10.2025 23:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Write thank you notes.
I just read Nancy David Khoβs βThe Thank-You Projectβ and I am a better person for taking on her challenge. Giving gratitude and validation to your benefactors is an incredibly powerful gift for both parties.
Definitely! And do load bearing exercises with good technique to avoid the knee pain in the first place (as well as a whole bunch of other issues caused by decreases in muscle mass and bone density as we age).
06.10.2025 20:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account
06.10.2025 20:21 β π 4353 π 657 π¬ 53 π 22If it makes you feel better, the pricing was a mistake and itβs back up to $120.
06.10.2025 20:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There are zero cadets in that background (or even midshipmen, if you want to be pedantic)
06.10.2025 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun fact: the Taliban tried to unconditionally surrender in December 2001 at Kandahar, but the U.S. refused because the Taliban wouldnβt agree to turn over Bin Laden - they couldnβt, he had already left for Pakistan - and because Cheney realized continued war was too profitable.
06.10.2025 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you please untag me from this at this point? Thanks.
06.10.2025 05:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I were a Democratic-voting member of the same wardroom as this ensign or JG, I would be seriously questioning my βship-shipmate-selfβ priorities right now.
And thatβs why for as long as weβve had an officer corps we had a rule demanding explicit nonpartisanship.
You hear lots of stories of non-infantry Marines taking up rifles and becoming expedient light infantry through Corps history, as in βevery Marine a riflemanβ. You donβt really hear about infantry jumping into tanks or spontaneously manning artillery batteries.
05.10.2025 23:23 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Artillery as a form of warfare, versus Artillery Branch as a career choice? Because I knew a whole lot of disgruntled 13A in Afghanistan.
05.10.2025 23:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See also USAFA grads going into the Strategic Wings (B-52s or Missileers) or really anything other than pilot.
05.10.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Portland bagpipe Vader
Imagine sending an airborne division after this guy
04.10.2025 02:38 β π 3424 π 531 π¬ 83 π 43Do they not remember how much of a rock star Luigi looked when they gave him the SWAT team perp walk? The 18-35 woman demo was fanning themselves and asking for smelling salts as I recall.
04.10.2025 05:06 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, Iβm sure some FIS has exploitable dirt on all of them already. But never interrupt your enemy while he is in the process of blundering.
04.10.2025 04:55 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screen capture showing 4Patriots has an A+ Better Business Bureau rating
A screen capture reading βCustomer Complaint. Due to the volume of complaints filed against this business, BBB only publishes the details for 60% of the total complaints filedβ
HUH?!?
04.10.2025 04:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you for sharing this. I intuitively felt that the deluge of texts was a scam β to the point where I stopped donating altogether, changed my phone number, and deleted the email I had used with Act Blue β but I had no idea how bad it was.
04.10.2025 04:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Heard a therapist say βPeople who need therapy donβt come to us, their victims doβ and I canβt stop thinking about it.
02.10.2025 16:18 β π 134 π 42 π¬ 1 π 9The nice thing about employee-owned businesses is that βsmall businessβ and βentrepreneurshipβ are already positively coded in the American conversation. The only part thatβs unfamiliar is the profit going to employees instead of stockholders β¦ and nearly every American is or was an employee.
03.10.2025 15:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah youβre right. I didnβt see that was a retention device and not a derailleur in the front until I zoomed in.
03.10.2025 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The cross chaining in that glamor shot is *chefβs kiss*. Look at that poor short cage rear derailleur!
03.10.2025 13:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cyber security *IS* warfighting, you idiot. Even the infantry goes into combat carrying network-connected laptops nowadays
03.10.2025 12:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All the academic CS conferences are going this direction and I canβt help but wonder who is enjoying this enough to make it the entire program?
I read a lot of AI slop as a PC reviewer, and itβs not enjoyable at all, let alone enjoyable enough to make 5 sessions of it in a three day conference.
To me thatβs whatβs so insidious about Kavanaughβs opinions: they seem so reasonable and moderate as long as you donβt observe any of the real world ramifications of said opinion.
02.10.2025 18:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You say brutalized, I say βquestioning β¦ [that] is typically brief, and those individuals may promptly go free after making clear to the immigration officers that they are U. S. citizens or otherwise legally in the United States β¦ and maybe with some brutality as a treatβ
02.10.2025 17:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βIllegalβ modulo a SCOTUS shadow docket ruling
02.10.2025 12:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is how it works though, just like how all the impoundment happened in the 18 blue states yesterday.
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